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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063735663" data-attributes="member: 14320">Twin BrothersOnce upon a time, there were these twin brother’s named John and Bill Jones. John was happily married to a beautiful woman and bill was the proud owner of a dilapidated rowboat.One day, John’s wife up and died, and on that same day, Bill’s boat sank. A couple of day’s later, and old lady walks up to Bill thinking he was John and said, " Mr. Jones, I am so sorry for your loss. You must be really sad."To this Bill replied," I'm not the least bit sorry. She was a rotten thing right from the start. She had a crack in the back, a pretty big hole in the front, and she smelled of dead fish.I got so I could handle her okay, but if I let anyone else use her, she would leak like anything. The hole in front kept getting bigger and bigger, and she would take on water pretty quick.But this is what finished her. Four guys from out of town were looking for a good time, and asked me if I would rent her out to them. I told them what she was like, but they didn't care. The problem was, they all tried to get into her at once, and that caused her to split right up the middle."The old lady fainted on the spot. Any wonder!%%%%%Little Johnny was in the maths class one day when the teacher singled him out."If I gave you $20," the teacher began, "and you gave $5 to Mary, $5 to Sally and $5 to Susan, what would you have?"Johnny thought for a moment and answered, "An orgy, sir!"Erotic CorrectionSally Jo taught erotic correction, she told her student to get an erection,Put your dick in my mouth, move it North, move it South,Now you're getting a sense of direction!"Her instructions were very explicit, and more than a little illicit:Please fill up my cunny with fresh clover honey,And butter my buns like a biscuit.Then wrap me up nice in a blanket, and I'll sit on your staff while you crank it.I'll put on some feathers and laces and leathers,And wiggle my ass while you spank it."Now that your fingers are stinky, tie me up in some chains that are clinky,Bring in some goats and a sheikh, then give my titties a tweak,And now we can start getting kinky!"Forget what the chain and the whip meant. Just get the straps and the slings and a shipment,Of high grade Vaseline, and a strong trampoline,and all of the other equipment!"Now, when we get all the bedsprings a drummin', that's when I'll start in a hummin',then quickly my dear, put it into my earSo I'll hear the sound of it comin'!"I don't know how much this is costing," said her student, still covered with frostingBut I can say with affinity that I've lost my virginity.Quite frankly my dear, you're exhausting!"ZZZZZJohn and Bruce were having gay sex. "I've got AIDS," said John, who was on top."Oh God!" cried Bruce."Just kidding," said John. "I just love the way you tighten your asshole when I say that!"A young nun new to the convent complained to the Mother Superior that she was suffering the pangs of lust. "Comfort yourself with a candle," she was advised."I've tried that, but you get tired of the same old thing, wick in and wick out."</blockquote>

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