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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063732259" data-attributes="member: 14320">Daniel MorganThere was a man named Daniel MorganWho had a tiny sexual organHe gave the girls a sudden shockWhen they held his tiny cockHe labored hard to find a cureAnd politiced it with fish manureHe tied it up with bits of stringBut still it was a little thingJust one inch long when fully rearedand lying down it disappeared"Twas by chance they called him DannyHalf inch less they’d call him FannyOne day Dan read in Daily MailThat things called "falsies" were on saleFor women who had tiny breastsThey wore these things inside their vestsThen went out in latest fashionTo satisfy men’s beastly passionDanny said "I am a fool"Why can’t I make a big false toolHe worked all night upon his chopperAnd ended up with a great big whopperTwelve inches long and made of plasticit stretched just like a piece of "lastic"It really was a lovely jobUpon the end a big red knobDan tied it on with bits of twineReally it looked rather fineLying beneath his pantsLooking like a ele-phantGirls flocked around with gleeTo see his bulge stretch to his kneeNo other fellow stood a chanceWhen Dan was at the local danceAs girls were dancing round with DanThey felt his tool against their fanAnd soon began to faint and swoonAs Danny waltzed around the roomBut what a shock Dan had in storeFor one night dancing round the floorDanny stopped and loudly cursedHe’d felt his strings and strappings burstBefore he reached the nearest seatHis tool was dangling at his feetHis partner said, with a nervous cough"Excuse me Dan - your cock’s fell off"A girl named June made Dan sickShe gave his tool a spiteful kickPoor Danny screamed around the hallsFor the string was tied around his ballsAs he staggered to the doorHe dragged his dick along the floorAll the girls that Dan had datedWere crying while his cock deflatedThe band by now was almost crackersAs Dan went out to bathe his knackersWise cracks and scornful laughterHe couldn’t face the scene thereafterSo if you’re like poor Daniel MorganAnd have a tiny sexual organRemember, though it’s only weeIt’s always good enough to peeHairA guy in a restaurant orders chicken noodle soup. He starts to eat thesoup and chokes on a hair in the soup. After gagging for a minute, hecalls the waitress."I'm not paying for this soup. There was a hair in it."The waitress and customer get into a bit of an argument over theproblem. The guy ends up storming out of the restaurant without paying.The waitress sees the guy go across the street to a house of ill repute.The waitress's shift is over in about 15 minutes. She hurries over tothe hooker house and finds out where the guy is. The waitress crashesinto the room where the guy and lady of the evening are engaging. As shewalks in, the waitress sees the guy with his face in the hooker'sbusiness area.The waitress, seeing this, says, "You wouldn't pay for the chickennoodle soup because you found hair in it. Now look where your face is."The guy, upon pulling his face out of the muff, turns to the waitressand says, "And if I find a noodle in there, I will not pay for thateither."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A guy was walking down his street wearing a pair of glass underwear. One of his neighbors stopped him says, "I used to think you were crazy but now I can see you're nuts!"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I pulled into a town I couldn't believe still existed in this day and age.A dusty, dirt road, a little old wooden store that actually said "General Store", and that was it. There was a little old man sitting in front of the store in a rocking chair... I said to him, "What do you folks do around here?"He said, "We don't do nothin' but hunt n' fuck."I said, "What do you hunt?"He said, "Somethin'to fuck."</blockquote>

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