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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063729930" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Good Girls; Bad Girl's And Naughty Girls</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot</p><p>Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons</p><p>Naughty girls unbutton your pants</p><p></p><p>Good girls wax their floors</p><p>Bad girls wax their bikini line</p><p>Naughty girls wax your nutsack</p><p></p><p>Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies</p><p>Bad girls know they could do it better</p><p>Naughty girls do it with whips and chains</p><p></p><p>Good girls wear white cotton panties</p><p>Bad girls don't wear any</p><p>Naughty girls don't really give a shit</p><p></p><p>Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls</p><p>Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls</p><p>Naughty girls want a "pearl necklace "</p><p></p><p>Good girls pack their toothbrush</p><p>Bad girls pack their diaphragms</p><p>Naughty girls pack their dildos</p><p></p><p>Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it</p><p>Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it</p><p>Naughty girls own the entire Fantasia collection</p><p></p><p>Good girls wear high heels to work</p><p>Bad girls wear high heels to bed</p><p>Naughty girls make you wear high heels</p><p></p><p>Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance</p><p>Bad girls think no place is the wrong place</p><p>Naughty girls have sex all over the place</p><p></p><p>Good girls prefer the missionary position</p><p>Bad girls do too, but only for starters</p><p>Naughty girls add some new chapters in the Kama Sutra</p><p></p><p>Good girls say no</p><p>Bad girls say when?</p><p>Naughty girls don't say anything, they just moan and scream a lot.</p><p></p><p>Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed.</p><p>Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home.</p><p>Naughty girls go to the party, hit on every guy there and then go home with two of them. </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Rich Ladies Butler</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A rich lady gives her butler the night off</p><p>because she is going out on a date. When she</p><p>arrives back home from the date she saw the</p><p>butler was still home and sitting in the front</p><p>room. She approached the butler and requested</p><p>him to take off her dress, the butler then took</p><p>off her dress.</p><p>She then asked the butler to take off her bra,</p><p>which he did.</p><p>She then asked him to take off her panties and</p><p>he this this also, the lady then told the butler</p><p>never to dress in her clothes again.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite a while, downing</p><p>Several mugs with abandon. They both look at the far end of the</p><p>Bar, in the direction of an unattractive woman who came in a</p><p>While back.</p><p></p><p>The first fellow looks back at the second fellow and says, "Ya</p><p>Know, that woman is looking better and better, isn't she?"</p><p></p><p>The second fellow takes another look at the woman, then looks</p><p>Back at his friend and says, "Well, I guess what they say is</p><p>True, then, he?"</p><p></p><p>The first fellow asks, "Well, what DO they say?" The second</p><p>Fellow answers, "Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>A Flighty young gal named Melissa</p><p>Was careless as hell on the pissa.</p><p>One day in the rush,</p><p>She was caught in the flush,</p><p>And goodness knows all of us missa!</p><p></p><p>Said the wench to the new Maharajah,</p><p>"You are ever-well hung, you old codjah!</p><p>It delights me to lay</p><p>And be queen for a day,</p><p>But the last Maharajah was largah!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063729930, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Good Girls; Bad Girl's And Naughty Girls[/COLOR][/B] Good girls loosen a few buttons when its hot Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons Naughty girls unbutton your pants Good girls wax their floors Bad girls wax their bikini line Naughty girls wax your nutsack Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies Bad girls know they could do it better Naughty girls do it with whips and chains Good girls wear white cotton panties Bad girls don't wear any Naughty girls don't really give a shit Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls Naughty girls want a "pearl necklace " Good girls pack their toothbrush Bad girls pack their diaphragms Naughty girls pack their dildos Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it Naughty girls own the entire Fantasia collection Good girls wear high heels to work Bad girls wear high heels to bed Naughty girls make you wear high heels Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have a romance Bad girls think no place is the wrong place Naughty girls have sex all over the place Good girls prefer the missionary position Bad girls do too, but only for starters Naughty girls add some new chapters in the Kama Sutra Good girls say no Bad girls say when? Naughty girls don't say anything, they just moan and scream a lot. Good girls go to the party, go home, then go to bed. Bad girls go to the party, go to bed and then go home. Naughty girls go to the party, hit on every guy there and then go home with two of them. [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Rich Ladies Butler[/COLOR][/B] A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was still home and sitting in the front room. She approached the butler and requested him to take off her dress, the butler then took off her dress. She then asked the butler to take off her bra, which he did. She then asked him to take off her panties and he this this also, the lady then told the butler never to dress in her clothes again. Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite a while, downing Several mugs with abandon. They both look at the far end of the Bar, in the direction of an unattractive woman who came in a While back. The first fellow looks back at the second fellow and says, "Ya Know, that woman is looking better and better, isn't she?" The second fellow takes another look at the woman, then looks Back at his friend and says, "Well, I guess what they say is True, then, he?" The first fellow asks, "Well, what DO they say?" The second Fellow answers, "Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder!" A Flighty young gal named Melissa Was careless as hell on the pissa. One day in the rush, She was caught in the flush, And goodness knows all of us missa! Said the wench to the new Maharajah, "You are ever-well hung, you old codjah! It delights me to lay And be queen for a day, But the last Maharajah was largah!" [/QUOTE]
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