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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063726375" data-attributes="member: 14320">Emoticons/AssiconsWe all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where::) means a smile and:( is a frown.Sometimes these are represented by:-):-(Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"Here goes:(_!_) a regular ass(__!__) a fat ass(!) a tight ass(_*_) a sore ass{_!_} a swishy ass(_o_) an ass that's been around(_O_) And more....(_ x _) kiss my ass(_X_) leave my ass alone(_zzz_) a tired ass(_E=mc2_) a smart ass(_$_) Money coming out of his ass(_?_) Dumb Ass(_._) A flat ass(_^_) A bubbly ass(_!__) A lop-sided ass(_o^o_) A wise ass(_13_) An unlucky assYou have just been e-mooned!Battle Of The SexesThe Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say:* I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.* While I'm up, can I get you a beer?* I think hairy butts are really sexy.* Her tits are just too big.* Sometimes I just want to be held.* That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.* Sure I'd love to wear a condom!* We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.* Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.* I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions* No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again. The Perfect Day According to ... HIM10:00am Wake up10:02am Oral sex10:15am Big breakfast11:30am Drive up the coast in Ferrari with gorgeous blonde with big jugs2:15pm Enormous lunch3:00pm Oral sex3:15pm Play sports with the guys4:00pm Drink beer with guys6:00pm Meet Claudia Schiffer6:10pm Oral sex6:25pm Huge dinner, more beer11:00pm Full on, get down, gorilla sexThe Last 11 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say:* Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.* Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.* I think hairy butts are really sexy.* Hey, get a whiff of that one.* Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.* This diamond is way too big!* I don't mind throwing all these useless shoes out.* I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.* Wow, it really is 14 inches!* Does this make my butt look too small?* I'm wrong, you must be right again. The Perfect Day According to ... HER8:45am Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00am 5 pounds lighter on the scale9:30am Light breakfast11:00am Sunbathe12:00pm Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe1:30pm Shopping2:30pm Run into boyfriends ex, notice she's gained 30 pounds3:00pm Facial massage and nap7:30pm Candle light dinner for two and dancing10:00pm Make love11:00pm Pillow talk in his big strong arms</blockquote>

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