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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063709034" data-attributes="member: 14320">The MouseA man called his doctor, and said "doc", you gotta come over herequick, you see when my wife got out of the shower, and bent over topick up her towel a mouse ran straight up her ass. The doctor said,"okay just hold a piece of cheese just outside of her ass until i getover there".The doctor drove up, got out of his car, and went inside to see the manholding a big fish up to her ass instead of cheese. the doctorsaid,"what are you doing, I said a piece of cheese". The man said,"Idid what you said, and it almost worked, but when the mouse started tocome out, the cat chased it right back up there!___________Pussy PoemPussy is a funny creatureIt makes a man a foolIt takes away his worriesAnd wears away his toolWhen man climbs on a womanHe hasn't long to stayHis head is full of non-senseHis ass is full of playHe climbs on like a lionAnd rolls off like a lambAnd when he buttons up his pantsHe is not worth a good God damn......___________If a round peg fits into a round hole, and a square peg fits into asquare hole, then why isn't the end of a penis shaped like an axe?Cool Q's & A'sQ: How do you know whether or not the blonde you slept with lastnight gave you a good blow-job?A: The bedsheets are sucked up your ass.Q: Why do women have vaginas?A: So men will talk to them.Q: Why do women have faces?A: So men can tell the vaginas apart.Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?A: "Ack, gag, ack!"Q: What is the most frequent reason that midgets get slapped by girls?A: For telling them that their hair smells nice.Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.A2: Don't tell her to swallow.A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.Daffynition: A perfect 10 - a girl with no teeth who is waist high andhas a flat head on which you can set your drink.Daffynition: A Cinderella perfect 10 - a girl who sucks and fucks untilthe stroke of midnight and then turns into a pizza and a six pack.Q: Why do women like to cross a rooster with an owl?A: Because they get a cock that stays up all night.Q: Why don't women like to cross a rooster with a peanut butter sandwich?A: Because they get a cock that sticks to the roof of their mouths.The boss walked in on his voluptuous new secretary and asked her,"Buffy, do you know the difference between a blowjob and a Big Mac?""No, I don't.""Great! Then let's have lunch!"Q: How can a teenager tell if case of acne is really bad?A: When a blind man tries to read his face.Q: Why did the Polack staple his balls together?A: Someone told him, "If you can't lick 'em, join 'em."Q: When can it be lethal to have a wet dream?A: When you're using an electric blanket.Q: How can you tell that the couple doing it doggie style are married?A: There is not as much licking and sniffing as usual.Q: What is the favorite fast food place for queers?A: Burger Queen.A queer was brushing his teeth and flossing in front of thebathroom mirror, when he noticed that his gums had started bleeding."Thank God!" he exclaimed. "Safe for another month!"Q: Did you hear about the new food item popular among queers?A: It's called semen helper.Q: Do you know why the Indians got here first?A: Because they had reservations.Q: How can a girl tell the Greek guy ****** her is a real gentleman?A: He asks her out four times before he propositions her little brother.</blockquote>

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