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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063694474" data-attributes="member: 14320">Ole And LenaOle and Lena are 69ing when Ole says,"Leena did you know there is 117,000 musk-ox inAlaska?".Lena says, "No, I didn't, Gee, you¹re smart".Ole says, "And Lena, did you know there are482,000 grizzly bears living in Alaska?"Lena says, "No I didn't. Gee, you¹re smart.Ole says, "and Lena did you know there is over2,000,000 caribou living in Alaska?""No", says Lena, "how did you get so smart?"Sort of wondering how this conversation cameabout in the middle of their sex play.Ole says, "Remember last winter when we ran outof toilet paper and we had to use the pages outof magazines?""Yes, I remember", says Lena.Ole says, "Well you still have page 63 of theNational Geographic stuck to your ass."***Two Italian nuns are riding their rickety old bikes down the backstreets of Rome late one afternoon. As it turns dusk, theincreasing darkness starts making one of the nuns a little nervous.She leans over to the other and says, "You know, I've never comethis way before." The other nun replies, "It's the cobblestones."***What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blow job***What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?Not everybody has been in a limo.***What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!***What's the definition of macho?Jogging home from your own vasectomy.***A teacher asks an redneck girl to use "handsome" in a sentence. Shesays, "When I'm suckin' dick and my jaw gets sore I use my handsometime."***The penis-enlarging pills my boyfriend bought online must beworking. At this point, he's a bigger dick than he was a few monthsago.***As the turd said to the arsehole, "I don't ever want to go throughthat again!"***A juggling cat named PierreLiked to walk with his tail in the air.When the girl cats passed byThey said, "My, oh my--What a nice set of balls you have there!"Native AmericansWhen the new school year started the history teacherWas thrilled because there were three little Native AmericanBoys in her class. She was beside herself with excitement.So she asks the first little Native American boy toStand up and tell the class what tribe he was from andHow he knows this.The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chestAnd takes his fist and hits it on his chest.He says in a booming voice, "I am a Cherokee.My Father and I walked for many moons and one day my FatherSays son, you see all this land. This is Cherokee land.So, I know I am a Cherokee."The teacher says very good and asks the next little Native American boyTo stand. The little boy stands up and proudly throws out his chest,Takes his fist and hits it on his chest. He says in a booming voice,"I am a Comanche. My Father and I walked for many moons and one dayMy Father says son, you see all this land. This is Comanche land.So,I know I am a Comanche."The teacher is growing more excited by the moment and asks the lastLittle Native American boy to stand up. The little boy stands up andProudly throws out his chest, takes his fist and hits it on his chest.He says in a booming voice, "I am a Fuckawee."The teacher looks dumb founded. She says,"I don't think there is any such tribe as the Fuckawee."The little boy says, "My Father and I walked for many days and manyNights, and many nights and many days. We ran out of water, but weKept walking. With no rest, we were getting weary. Finally, one dayMy Father stops and with his hand to shield the sun from his eyes,Looks around and he said'Hmm, where the Fuckawee?' "*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*A man named Gerry asked his doctor if there was atest to help him determine if he was gay. The Doctorsaid, "Yes, there is. Please pull down your pants."Gerry pulled down his pants, the doctor grabbed histesticles and told him to "say 55."Gerry said "55." The doctor then grabbed Gerry'spenis and told him to "say 55."Gerry said "55."The doctor then told Gerry to turn around, and puttinga finger in Gerry's anus he once again told him to "say 55.".......... Gerry said "1...2...3..."</blockquote>

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