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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063686895" data-attributes="member: 14320">CardiovascularA woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and said, Your husband is suffering from severe, long-term stress and it's affecting his cardiovascular system.He's a good candidate for either a heart attack or a stroke. If you don't do the following four things, your husband will surely die.First, each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood.Second, at lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work.Third, for dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him with household chores.Fourth, and most important for invigorating him and relieving stress, have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim in bed.On the way home in the car, the husband turned to his wife and asked So,I saw the doctor talking to you and he sure seemed serious. What did the tell you?You're going to die, she repliedOld Pick-up Lines"What's a nice girl like you doing in a placelike...where exactly are we again?""Do you smell that? That's either love, orI used too much ointment this morning.""Yes, I'm 92... but I have the body of a78-year-old.""WHO'S your granddaddy?""Your beautiful blue eyes are like limpidsapphire pools. Your blue hair, too.""Hey babe, looking for a good time? How'sabout coming home with me and...Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z."=====Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A. Because it kept falling out when she stood up. TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND10. Cats' facial expressions9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds7. Fat clothes6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell4. Cutting your hair to make it grow3. Eyelash curlers2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever madeAND,the Number One thing only women understand:1. OTHER WOMENzzzzzThe teacher once asked the class to make a sentence with the phrase"pistol too".Little Jimmy raised his hand, and after being recognized, saidThe lone Ranger tamed the wild west with his faithful Indian companionand his pistol too.Very good says the teacher.Little Johnnie raised his hand, and after being called on saidDown at our house we make homebrew, drink till twelve and piss till two.zzzzzA blonde went out to her mail box and looked in, closed the door andwent back in the house. A few minutes later she went out and looked inthe mail box again. She did this several times and her neighbor that waswatching her said, You must be expecting a very important letter todaythe way you keep looking into your mail box...The blonde answered no, I am working on my computer and it keepstelling me that I've got mail.</blockquote>

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