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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063664290" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Cyber Sex Chat Rooms</span></strong></p><p></p><p>I suggest a visit to your favorite Chat Room where you can engage in</p><p>some of that Cyber Sex stuff, I just found out about this last night! I</p><p>was on AOL and I went to this chat room. It was named something</p><p>suggestive, but I can't remember which one it was. Something like,</p><p>"Horny and Bald", or something like that.</p><p></p><p>OK, so I get in there and man these people are talking some real shit</p><p>back and forth. I can't believe it. Somebody asks, "What's everyone</p><p>wearing?" And everyone starts responding about what they are wearing.</p><p>Girls were saying they were wearing silk nighties, leather and lace, or</p><p>nothing at all, spikes, all kinds of kinky stuff. Well hell, I was just</p><p>wearing a T-shirt and blue jeans and I felt sort of out of place. So I</p><p>hurried up and put on a jock strap, my wife's bra, roller blades, ear</p><p>muffs, and a ring of bratwurst around my neck.</p><p></p><p>Suddenly I realize that certain people are asking other certain people</p><p>if they want to go to a private room and have Cyber Sex. I wasn't quite</p><p>sure how this whole thing worked, so I asked, and members of the group</p><p>explained that you could send another person in the room a private</p><p>message, and then two members could talk back and forth without anyone</p><p>else knowing, and that's how you have Cyber Sex. Way Cool!</p><p></p><p>OK, so I'm waiting, and one by one I keep seeing people ask other people</p><p>if they want to have Cyber Sex, and they say yeah IM me. I found out</p><p>that means Immediate Message or something like that. OK, so I wait some</p><p>more, 'cause I know some really hot cyber chic babe is going to be</p><p>asking me to have some private cyber sex any minute now.</p><p></p><p>Well, I'm waiting and waiting, and nothing. I'm thinking, how do they</p><p>know I'm getting bald, that I've been married 26 years, have three kids,</p><p>and sometimes when I have a choice of making love to my wife or taking a</p><p>nap, I choose the nap. Hey, I figure I can get some sleep and dream</p><p>about having sex and kill two birds with one stone.</p><p>Geez, I'm 47 and I'm at that point where my wife makes me have sex at</p><p>least once a month whether I need to or not.</p><p></p><p>I'm thinking this Cyber Sex thing will be great because I won't have to</p><p>get out of breath or, get up in the middle to take a pee, or anything.</p><p></p><p>But no one sends me an invitation to join them. Then I got a brain</p><p>storm.</p><p></p><p>I wondered if I could send myself a private message. Sure enough I</p><p>could! So I sent a message to myself asking me if I wanted to have</p><p>Cyber Sex. Well, I reluctantly agreed. Once I was in the private room</p><p>I started telling myself what I was wearing, you know earmuffs and all.</p><p></p><p>Then the next thing I knew I was saying some really lewd stuff to</p><p>myself, man at first I was really embarrassed and on some level offended</p><p>by the things I was saying to me.</p><p></p><p>But the next thing I knew I was really starting to get turned on, I was</p><p>saying things to myself like, "oh yeah, oh yeah baby, that's it, that's</p><p>the way I like it, you're the king, you're the king, oh jesus you're the</p><p>chief of police, your the sheriff, go trooper, ride me like a K9 dog</p><p>humping the Sergeant's leg, oh god, oh god, cuff me, beat me, call me</p><p>dirty names, turn on your red light, scream like a siren....."</p><p></p><p>Man it was really getting hot, then just when it was really getting good</p><p>said something about "my momma", well shit, that did it, I just lost it.</p><p></p><p>I really got pissed off and I started screaming at myself TYPING IN ALL</p><p>CAPS and shit, and I told myself that I was a no good insensitive</p><p>asshole. I came back with a reply that I was nothing but a Cyber Prick</p><p>Teaser, and then I said I couldn't believe that I would have done</p><p>something like this with someone as disgusting a pig as me... well to</p><p>make a long story short I told myself "F off you Cyber Slut", and I</p><p>disconnected myself from me.</p><p></p><p>God I am so sick and ashamed of what I did I never want to talk to</p><p>myself again. Do you think I cheated on my wife? Should I tell her? </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Welfare Office</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the</p><p>counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather</p><p>find a job,"</p><p></p><p>The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing.</p><p>We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a</p><p>chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive</p><p>around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are</p><p>provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be</p><p>provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her</p><p>overseas holidays trips.</p><p>The salary package is $200,000 a year!"</p><p></p><p>The man said, "You're bullshitting me man!"</p><p></p><p>The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**********</span></strong></p><p>Woman #1: "His pee pee is really small, you know, but the sex is</p><p>wonderful."</p><p>Woman #2: "You mean he's rich?"</p><p>Woman #1: "Yeah. Exactly."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**********</span></strong></p><p>A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and</p><p>squealing with delight.</p><p></p><p>Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea</p><p>how ridiculous you look? What`s the matter with you?"</p><p></p><p>The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don`t care. I</p><p>just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the</p><p>breasts of an 18 year old."</p><p></p><p>The husband said, "What did he say about your 65 year old ass?"</p><p></p><p>"Your name never came up," she replied.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>I don't know whats happening in this country. You've got school</p><p>children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children.</p><p>Its a nightmare ... you just don't know whether to carry sweets or money!</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**********</span></strong></p><p>A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap</p><p>over his dick. An ugly woman is passing and remarks 'if you were a</p><p>gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady ...'</p><p>He replies 'If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself!'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063664290, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Cyber Sex Chat Rooms[/COLOR][/B] I suggest a visit to your favorite Chat Room where you can engage in some of that Cyber Sex stuff, I just found out about this last night! I was on AOL and I went to this chat room. It was named something suggestive, but I can't remember which one it was. Something like, "Horny and Bald", or something like that. OK, so I get in there and man these people are talking some real shit back and forth. I can't believe it. Somebody asks, "What's everyone wearing?" And everyone starts responding about what they are wearing. Girls were saying they were wearing silk nighties, leather and lace, or nothing at all, spikes, all kinds of kinky stuff. Well hell, I was just wearing a T-shirt and blue jeans and I felt sort of out of place. So I hurried up and put on a jock strap, my wife's bra, roller blades, ear muffs, and a ring of bratwurst around my neck. Suddenly I realize that certain people are asking other certain people if they want to go to a private room and have Cyber Sex. I wasn't quite sure how this whole thing worked, so I asked, and members of the group explained that you could send another person in the room a private message, and then two members could talk back and forth without anyone else knowing, and that's how you have Cyber Sex. Way Cool! OK, so I'm waiting, and one by one I keep seeing people ask other people if they want to have Cyber Sex, and they say yeah IM me. I found out that means Immediate Message or something like that. OK, so I wait some more, 'cause I know some really hot cyber chic babe is going to be asking me to have some private cyber sex any minute now. Well, I'm waiting and waiting, and nothing. I'm thinking, how do they know I'm getting bald, that I've been married 26 years, have three kids, and sometimes when I have a choice of making love to my wife or taking a nap, I choose the nap. Hey, I figure I can get some sleep and dream about having sex and kill two birds with one stone. Geez, I'm 47 and I'm at that point where my wife makes me have sex at least once a month whether I need to or not. I'm thinking this Cyber Sex thing will be great because I won't have to get out of breath or, get up in the middle to take a pee, or anything. But no one sends me an invitation to join them. Then I got a brain storm. I wondered if I could send myself a private message. Sure enough I could! So I sent a message to myself asking me if I wanted to have Cyber Sex. Well, I reluctantly agreed. Once I was in the private room I started telling myself what I was wearing, you know earmuffs and all. Then the next thing I knew I was saying some really lewd stuff to myself, man at first I was really embarrassed and on some level offended by the things I was saying to me. But the next thing I knew I was really starting to get turned on, I was saying things to myself like, "oh yeah, oh yeah baby, that's it, that's the way I like it, you're the king, you're the king, oh jesus you're the chief of police, your the sheriff, go trooper, ride me like a K9 dog humping the Sergeant's leg, oh god, oh god, cuff me, beat me, call me dirty names, turn on your red light, scream like a siren....." Man it was really getting hot, then just when it was really getting good said something about "my momma", well shit, that did it, I just lost it. I really got pissed off and I started screaming at myself TYPING IN ALL CAPS and shit, and I told myself that I was a no good insensitive asshole. I came back with a reply that I was nothing but a Cyber Prick Teaser, and then I said I couldn't believe that I would have done something like this with someone as disgusting a pig as me... well to make a long story short I told myself "F off you Cyber Slut", and I disconnected myself from me. God I am so sick and ashamed of what I did I never want to talk to myself again. Do you think I cheated on my wife? Should I tell her? [B][COLOR="Teal"]Welfare Office[/COLOR][/B] A man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job," The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around a big black Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays trips. The salary package is $200,000 a year!" The man said, "You're bullshitting me man!" The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you started it." [B][COLOR="Red"]**********[/COLOR][/B] Woman #1: "His pee pee is really small, you know, but the sex is wonderful." Woman #2: "You mean he's rich?" Woman #1: "Yeah. Exactly." [B][COLOR="Red"]**********[/COLOR][/B] A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What`s the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don`t care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year old." The husband said, "What did he say about your 65 year old ass?" "Your name never came up," she replied. [B][COLOR="Red"]**********[/COLOR][/B] I don't know whats happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. Its a nightmare ... you just don't know whether to carry sweets or money! [B][COLOR="Red"]**********[/COLOR][/B] A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his dick. An ugly woman is passing and remarks 'if you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady ...' He replies 'If you were any sort of lady, the hat would lift itself!' [/QUOTE]
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