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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063659345" data-attributes="member: 14320">THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAMNAME ____________________GANG NAME _________________TAG ____________________HOOD ____________________1). Little Johnny has an AK 47 with a 30 round clip. He usuallymisses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-byshooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attemptbefore he has to reload?2). Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antoniofor $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the streetvalue of the rest of his hold?3). Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricksper day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?4). Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 tomake 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?5). Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette,and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, howmany more Corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?6). Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. Ifhis common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be leftwhen he gets out?Extra credit bonus: How much more time will he get for killing the hothat spent his money?7). If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and theaverage letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free?8). Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in hisgang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?9). Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a boa constrictorthat eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Berniemakes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feedthe boa on one week's income?10). Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph,Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load hismagnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?@@@One day a man called the church office. He said, "Can I speak to the Goddammed head hog at the trough?"The secretary thought she heard what he said, but asked, "I'm sorry,who?"The caller repeated, "Can I speak to the God dammed head hog at thetrough?"She said, "Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as'Pastor,' or 'Brother,' but I prefer that you not refer to him the wayyou did!!"To this the man replied, "Well, I was planning on giving $100,000 to thebuilding fund...."The secretary quickly responded, "Hang on, I think that fucking big fatpig just walked in!"Indispensable Hand Job Techniques ( Part 2 )BEST FIST FORWARDPlace your fist against his perineum as you're stroking him. He'llprobably start opening his legs a little wider, giving you more space topress against. Guaranteed to drive him wild. As always, it is thepsychological impact of what you are doing that makes the sex sosatisfying. Let your mind escape into the uncharted wilderness offantasy. As a sexual pioneer, it is your manifest destiny to explore theouter limits of your sensuality.THE MILKEROpposite of the Anvil - Hands alternate 'milking' up the penis, startingat the base and working all the way up past the tip.THE PERPETUAL PENETRATIONLike the Anvil, but rather than just grabbing the penis at the top, lethis penis 'penetrate' into your fist on each stroke. Before the head ofhis penis pops out of your hand, bring the other hand up for the nextpenetration. This way it seems to him like he is penetrating deeper anddeeper into an infinite vagina. Make sure you keep the penetrationcontinuous for best results. Try faster or slower to taste.THE PALM SWIRLUse your open palm to swirl around the head, the way your tongue wouldlick an ice cream cone. This sensitizes the head, and will make it getlarger and turn (even more) red. Try reversing direction for a surprise.TINY CIRCLESAs in "The Palm Swirl," use your open palm on his glans, but stop ateach "hour of the clock," and make circular motions with your open palm.This will make this part of the head EXTREMELY sensitive, so move to thenext hour after a few circles.THE RINGMake a ring with your thumb and forefinger, and pump up and down withthis ring. When you get to the top, close the ring, and then make himsqueeze his way in as you slide back down to the bottom.THE DOOR KNOBTurn the head of his penis like a you're trying to open a door knobcoated with grease. It won't turn, but he may flip. Now try turning theother way. Repeat.THE SHAFTStroke only his shaft, ignoring the head. You will notice it swellingand turning red. When it's bright red and rock hard, use the Door Knob,the Palm Swirl, or the Perpetual Penetration.THE SPOT PINCHLightly and slowly run a finger up the under side of his cock. Ask himto tell you where the most sensitive spot is. Pinch it, squeeze it,nibble it, and tease it. This is a good spot to pinch to turn a softcock rock solid.</blockquote>

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