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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063620899" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Chain Mail SpoofDear......I know you all are very caring people:I am a very sick boy little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because Ican't. She is crying. Don't cry, Mommy! Mommy is always sad, but she saysit's not my fault. I asked her if it was God's fault, but she didn'tanswer, and only started crying harder, so I don't ask her that anymore.The reason she is so sad is that I'm so sick. I was born without a body. Itdoesn't hurt, except when I go to sleep. The doctors gave me an artificialbody. My body is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that wasthe best they could do on account of us havin' no money or insurance. Iwould like to have a body transplant, but we need more money.Mommy doesn't work because she said employers don't hire crying people. Isaid, "Don't cry, Mommy," and she hugged my burlap body. Mommy always givesme hugs, even though she's allergic to burlap, and it chafes her real bad.I hope you will help me. You can help me if you forward this e-mail.Dr. Van Nostrem from the clinic said if you forward this e-mail then BillGates will team up with AOL and do a survey with NASA. Then the astronautswill collect prayers from school children all over America and take them upto space so that the angels can hear them better. Then they will go to thePope, and he will take up a collection in church and send the money to thedoctors. The doctors could help me better then. Maybe one day I will beable to play baseball. Or maybe just use my lungs and heart, when thedoctors make them. The doctors said that every time you forward thisletter, the astronauts can take another prayer to the angels.Please help me. Mommy is so sad, and I want a body. I don't want my leavesto rot before I turn 10. If you don't forward this e-mail, that's OK. Mommysays you're a mean heartless shithead who doesn't care about a poor littleboy with only a head. She says that if you don't stew in the raw pit ofyour own guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die a long slow horrible deathso you can burn forever in hell. What kind of goddamned person are you thatyou can't take five fucking minutes to forward this to all your friends sothat they can feel guilt and shame for the rest of their day, and thenmaybe help a poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy?Please help me. This really sucks. I try to be happy but it's hard.I wish I had a puppy. I wish I could hold a puppy.Thank You.Billy 'Smiles' Evans,the boy with just a head.And a burlap sack for a body.SexesThe convicted rapist was brought up in front of the FolsomPrison parole board for review. The board chairman read theman's record, which had dozens of arrests for unnatural sex actswith women from Sacramento to Anaheim. "Are we expected tobelieve that this prison term has cured you of your perversions?""Oh, yes," said the prisoner. "Just ask the guard who's standing behindme. I'll never touch another woman again, will I, darling?"</blockquote>

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