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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063615332" data-attributes="member: 14320">Norman's Blonde WifeNorman and his wife live in Cleveland. One winter morning whilelistening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are goingto have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your caron the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplows canget through."Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says,"We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must parkyour car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplowscan get through."Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radioannouncer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.You must park ..." just then the power goes out, and Norman's wifeis very upset. With a worried look on her face she says, "Oh god,I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need topark on so the plows can get through?"With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who aremarried to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Honey, why don't youjust leave it in the garage this time?" @@@There are many ways to say I love you, but fucking is the fastest. Aswhispered to me by a very naughty ladyWhat drives a lesbian up the wall?A crack in the ceiling. A genius is any man who can adjust the thermostat to please his wife.Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?To avoid the draft.Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for twohours?Because the can said "concentrate" on it.</blockquote>

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