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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063614376" data-attributes="member: 14320">Fun Things To Do In ChurchPut stray dogs in coat closets.Un-tune the piano.Replace the pianist's sheet music with "Stairway to Heaven".Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this seat SAVED?"Toss around a giant beach ball before service, like at Grateful Deadconcerts.Ten minutes before it starts, find a kid in the front rows, hand him adollar, and tell him to ask the preacher: "Would you rather be stoned orcrucified?"Hide copies of Hustler inside the pulpit. Point them out.Start a wave.Do cool things with the lighting.Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant.Make up your own words to the songs.Twenty minutes into the service, look at your watch, stand up, and say:"HEY. This isn't the wedding!" Run out quickly.Eat dry Cap'n Crunch through the entire service.Dress all in camo.Pierce the body of a tiny animal with stainless-steel wire. Wear it inyour ear as jewelry If you are male, wear two. Change sets for theevening service.If it is an Easter service, wear a pastel jacket, tie, and matchingshorts. If you are male, wear a floral-print dress instead.At a church dinner, scoop up a forkful of mashed potatoes. Announce thatyou can see an image of Jesus.Place blocks of dry ice near the air ducts. Take off your shoes andsocks.Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the firstmention of "fire and brimstone", throw it in.Inflate balloons, then send them off.Mark places in the Bible or hymnal with religious-themed Far Sidecartoons.Turn in the Bible to the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20: 3-17). Draw inasterisks and write exceptions at the bottom of the page.Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher's face.Make calls to 900 numbers on the phone in the kitchen.During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone asks whatyou're doing, tell them: "These are dinosaurs. They ruled the earth over65 million years ago."Discreetly position a number of bottle rockets on the floor. Discreetlylight them.Snicker every time the preacher talks about someone being stoned,especially Stephen.Dip communion wafers in communion wine. Eat it and exaggerate on howgood it is.When they pass around the collection plate, drop in a piece of paperwith Pat Robertson's MasterCard number.Blow bubbles.Fake a possession.Distribute condoms.Speak in tongues.Ask where the nearest ashtray is.Drool in the collection plate.Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians. After theytell you, inform them that there is no Book of Peleponnesians.After a Catholic service, stand outside and tell Polish jokes. Whensomeone points out that Pope John Paul II came from Poland, actembarrassed.Show unusual interest in any reference to the word "Ministry".At a church supper, bring a casserole with a ring or piece of awristwatch embedded inside.Write on the bathroom wall: "The eyes of the LORD are upon you!!!"On The BeachAn old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini,"I want to feel your breasts," he said."Get away from me, you dirty old man," she replied."I want to feel your breasts, I will give you $5" he says."$5? !! Get away from me!""I want to feel your breasts, I will give you $10" he says."NO! Get away from me!""$50" he says.She pauses to think about it, but then comes to her senses & says, "I said NO!""$100 if you let me feel your breasts," he says.She thinks, well he is old ... and $100 would be very handy...."Well, OK...but only for a minute," she says.She loosens her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slides his hands underneath and begins to feel...and then he starts saying OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...while he is caressing them. So out of curiosity, she asks him "Why do you keep saying "Oh my god’?"While continuing to fondle her tits he answers "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD... Where am I ever going to get $100 ?"A woman goes into the doctor because she's missed a couple of periodsand takes a test, revealing she's pregnant. So she goes into the doctorto confirm the results, and finds out she's about 3 1/2 monthspregnant."Hmmmm." she says "Is this not good news?" He says to her."No, not necessarily.. The problem is that I've been with 5different guys in the past 4 months, I have no idea who the fathercould be!""Well, it looks as though you may want to contact each of them andhave them come in for DNA testing. Then you'll know for sure." Said theDoc."I can't do that." She says."Why not?" The Doctor replies."Because, they've changed their Screen Names!!!God decides it's time he has a vacation. So he asks St. Peter for hisassistance. St. Peter says, "Why don't you go to Mercury?" "Oh no!" says God, "I went there 25,000 years ago and got the worstsunburn of my life." St. Peter says, "How about Pluto?" "Oh no!" says God,"I went there 10,000 years ago, broke my leg skiing." St. Peter says, " How about earth?" "Oh no!" says God,"I went there 2,000 years ago knocked up some Jewish chick and I'vebeenhearing about it ever since".</blockquote>

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