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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063611024" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">When It's Okay To Fart In Public:</span></strong></p><p></p><p>~^~ In your boss' office as you are turning to leave. Tip- Make sure</p><p>it's a silent one.</p><p></p><p>~^~ In a bathroom.</p><p></p><p>~^~ In a cashier's line - it might help to speed up things.</p><p></p><p>~^~ In an empty elevator before you get off.</p><p></p><p>~^~ Next to an occupied changing room - it may quickly become</p><p>unoccupied.</p><p></p><p>~^~ In someone else's unoccupied cubicle at work.</p><p></p><p>~^~ While parachuting.</p><p></p><p>~^~ While scuba diving.</p><p></p><p>~^~ In the back seat of a patrol car if you are arrested.</p><p></p><p>~^~ During interrogation if you're the one being interrogated.</p><p></p><p>~^~ In your car if you've been carjacked.</p><p></p><p>~^~ In the changing room when you're sure someone else is waiting</p><p>his/her turn.</p><p></p><p>~^~ In your car once you've been pulled over… the cop may let you go</p><p>quicker.</p><p></p><p>~^~ During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.</p><p></p><p>~^~ While walking down a crowded hallway. Nobody will know whom to</p><p>blame.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?</p><p>A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night.</p><p></p><p>Q: How can you tell when you're REALLY ugly?</p><p>A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you trick a blonde into marrying you?</p><p>A: Tell her she's pregnant.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why are blondes always so quiet when they're fucking?</p><p>A: Because they were raised not to talk to strangers.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference being in a "69", and driving in the fog?</p><p>A: I don't know, either, but at least in a "69" you can see the asshole in</p><p>front of you.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?</p><p>A: To cover up the airvalve stem.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063611024, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]When It's Okay To Fart In Public:[/COLOR][/B] ~^~ In your boss' office as you are turning to leave. Tip- Make sure it's a silent one. ~^~ In a bathroom. ~^~ In a cashier's line - it might help to speed up things. ~^~ In an empty elevator before you get off. ~^~ Next to an occupied changing room - it may quickly become unoccupied. ~^~ In someone else's unoccupied cubicle at work. ~^~ While parachuting. ~^~ While scuba diving. ~^~ In the back seat of a patrol car if you are arrested. ~^~ During interrogation if you're the one being interrogated. ~^~ In your car if you've been carjacked. ~^~ In the changing room when you're sure someone else is waiting his/her turn. ~^~ In your car once you've been pulled over… the cop may let you go quicker. ~^~ During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors. ~^~ While walking down a crowded hallway. Nobody will know whom to blame. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night. Q: How can you tell when you're REALLY ugly? A: Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. Q: How do you trick a blonde into marrying you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: Why are blondes always so quiet when they're fucking? A: Because they were raised not to talk to strangers. Q: What's the difference being in a "69", and driving in the fog? A: I don't know, either, but at least in a "69" you can see the asshole in front of you. Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the airvalve stem. [/QUOTE]
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