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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063609845" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Q: What's blue and fucks old people? </p><p>A: Hypothermia</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the definition of "making love"? </p><p>A: Something a woman does while a guy is</p><p>fucking her.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts? </p><p>A: Gonorrhoea</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between acne and</p><p>a Michael Jackson? </p><p>A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face</p><p>until he's at least 13 years old.</p><p></p><p>Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? </p><p>A. Marry it. </p><p></p><p>Q. What's a mixed feeling? </p><p>A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a</p><p>cliff in your new car.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the height of conceit? </p><p>A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own</p><p>name. </p><p></p><p>Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian</p><p>blowjob? </p><p>A. You know she'll swallow. </p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between a Catholic</p><p>wife and a Jewish wife? </p><p>A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake</p><p>jewelry.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is better than winning a medal at the</p><p>Special Olympics? </p><p>A: Not being retarded in the first place.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot</p><p>and a golf ball? </p><p>A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why is divorce so expensive? </p><p>A. Because it's worth it. </p><p></p><p>Q. Why are women’s feet so small? </p><p>A. So they can stand closer to the stove/sink.</p><p></p><p>Q. How did the john know how many times his favorite whore had gotten fucked that night?</p><p>A. He drank her douche and counted the lumps as they went down.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the definition of gross?</p><p>A. Licking the sweat off your grandpa's back as you fuck him in the ass.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's gross?</p><p>A. When you're eating cornflakes, and your brother asks what happened to his scab collection.</p><p></p><p>Q: How many women does it take to paint a wall?</p><p>A: It depends on how hard you throw them.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?</p><p>A: You are the wind beneath my wings.</p><p></p><p>Q. How does a gay guy fake an orgasm?</p><p>A. Stands behind his partner and throws warm yogurt on his back.</p><p></p><p>Q. How many "Sickest Sites" fans does it take to put in a light bulb?</p><p>A. One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between snot and broccoli?</p><p>A. Kids won't eat broccoli.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063609845, member: 14320"] Q: What's blue and fucks old people? A: Hypothermia Q: What is the definition of "making love"? A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her. Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts? A: Gonorrhoea Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson? A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old. Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A. Marry it. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A. You know she'll swallow. Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not being retarded in the first place. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it. Q. Why are women’s feet so small? A. So they can stand closer to the stove/sink. Q. How did the john know how many times his favorite whore had gotten fucked that night? A. He drank her douche and counted the lumps as they went down. Q. What's the definition of gross? A. Licking the sweat off your grandpa's back as you fuck him in the ass. Q. What's gross? A. When you're eating cornflakes, and your brother asks what happened to his scab collection. Q: How many women does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them. Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings. Q. How does a gay guy fake an orgasm? A. Stands behind his partner and throws warm yogurt on his back. Q. How many "Sickest Sites" fans does it take to put in a light bulb? A. One, but it takes an entire emergency room to get it out. Q. What's the difference between snot and broccoli? A. Kids won't eat broccoli. [/QUOTE]
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