Reply to thread

See what others are reading now! Try Forums > Current Activity

Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063599650" data-attributes="member: 14320">You May Be A Ho If......You become a Vaseline spokesperson.Having two tampons in at the same time doesn't bother you.You go through a Sealy Bed (tm) a week.Frederick of Hollywood actually comes to your door himself...just to see where 1/2 of his orders go.You have to go across the border for a Pap Smear.Tetracycline is your best friend.McDonald's calls you "The Happy Meal".It takes 2 douches and a spatula at shower time.When you've got a "Take a Number" machine at your door.When you get hemorrhoids on you shoulders.Your day starts and ends by rolling over.When the sperm bank calls for remnants.When you're wearing more latex than spandex.When your ceiling mirrors fog.When they install a revolving door at your apartment.When the Marine Corps does recruitment outside your door.Madonna comes to you for pointers.When he doesn't even have to buy you a drink.When you have a room key to every hotel in town.Motel 6 signals you in with runway lights.The only place you haven't had sex is on the moon.When a men's prison becomes a vacation "hot spot"When it only takes 2 licks to get to the center of a Blow Pop.When you and your cat have the same tongue consistency.=======2 nuns were walking in Central Park in New York lateat night and 2 men came out of the bushes, and startedto force them into having sex.The first nun prayed saying, "Forgive him Lord for hedoes not know what he is doing,"While the other nun screams, "Oh yes, he does!"=======What's a clitoris?A female hood ornament.</blockquote>

Verification

The Marketplace Latest

original rare Rays Volk Racing TE37SL Black Edition...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
Honda city JSracing gtwing spoiler
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Honda civic fd ~car spray(Ferrari red)
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Honda jazz fit gk flrs body kit
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F10 ~M5 front skirt lip with glossy black
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Kia Forte gtwing spoiler
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3 front skirt lip
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Proton Saga VVT Evo Front Bonnet Hood
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Perodua bezza gear up body kit/spoiler
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
BMW F10 ~M5 front bumper set ~M5 kidney grille...
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body

Posts refresh every 5 minutes

C VILLAIN: 2016 C63s AMG Coupe Review - Sepang Circuit

Recently at Sepang, not only I got to find out how beastly the new, well-dressed C63s AMG is, I was taught a lesson while exploring the 500hp Merc by an on-board driving instructor who's incidentally an AMG GT GT3...

£3,000,000,000 For a Yacht or 37,500 GTRs?

Considering the Petronas Twin Towers cost RM1.8billion to build, this £3bn Golden Yacht tops the chart in toys for boys...

Pirelli confirmed as sole official tire supplier to F1 in 2011

https://www.zerotohundred.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/pirelli.jpg

The tire war is officially over and Pirelli has been confirmed as Formula One's sole tire supplier in 2011. The FIA World Motor Sport Council...