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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063593618" data-attributes="member: 14320">Old Man's ViagraAn elderly couple were at home at the wife called out "So, when areyou going to the doctor""I told you, I'll go when I feel like going."After 3 months of nagging, the old man finally walked into thedoctors office. "Doc," he said, "This is embarrassing, er, I'd liketoget a prescription for Viagra.""Not a problem," said the doctor, as he started"You don't understand," said the old man. "I am almost 90 years oldand I haven't had sex in more than ten years. I only want it tostickout a little so when I pee, it doesn't get on my shoes."@@@Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the frontroom. "My God, Henry," she screams, "I know you've had other women,but this time you've gone too far!" "You may be right" he says, "Ithink I'm stuck."@@@ A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, "Automotive,aisle15." The man asked, "How did you know I was here to get oil?"The Greeter replied, "That's my job."Another man walked in and the Greeter said, "Sporting goods, aisle28."The man asked, "How did you know I wanted fishing supplies?The Greeter replied, "That's my job."A woman walked in and the Greeter said, "Tampons, aisle 5."The woman said, "No, I'm here for hemorrhoid medicine."The Greeter said, "Darn, I missed it by an inch!"Rectum StretcherWhile she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridgeonly to find a cop with a radar gun on the other sidelying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up tothe car, and with that classic patronizing smirk weall know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"To which she replied, "I'm late for work."Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.The cop stammered, "A what?A rectum stretcher?And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger,then work my way up to two fingers, then three, thenfour, then with my whole hand in.work from side to side until I can get both handsin, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, untilit's about 6 feet wide.""And just what the hell do you do with a 6 footasshole?" he asked."You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."Traffic Ticket $95.00Court Costs. $45.00Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS======There was a young lady of Michigan,Who said, "Damn it! I've got the itch again."Said her mother, "That's strange,I'm surprised it ain't mange,If you've slept with that son-of-a-bitch again."There was a young fool name of Raines,To get laid, he'd go to great pains,Never a genius,He thought with his penis,But his prick was as dumb as his brains.</blockquote>

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first time sharing video.... hope the codes work....

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