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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063590011" data-attributes="member: 14320">Which Animal?One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a pictureof a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is.No one raises his/her hand. The teacher says "See it's long neck? Whatanimal has a long neck?"Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe."Very good Sally," the teacher replies.Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds uphis/her hands. "See the stripes on this animal? What animal hasstripes?"Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra."Very good Billy," the teacher replies.Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students holds uphis/her hand. "See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has hornslike this?"Still no one guesses."Let me give you another hint, it's something your mother calls yourfather."Little Johnny shouts out, "I know what it is, it's a Horny Son of aBitch."_________Future plansThere were three babies in a woman's stomach, andthey were discussing what they would like to bewhen birthed and grown up.The first one said "I wanna be a plumber." Theothers laughed at this, and asked "why a plumber?"He replied, "so I can fix the pipes in here, itskinda leaky."The second one said "I wanna be an electrician."The others laughed at this and asked "why anelectrician?" He replied, "so I can get somelights in here, its dark!"The third one said "I wanna be a boxer." The othersthought this was hilarious, and laughed for a full5 minutes, before asking, "why in God's name doyou want to be a boxer?" He replied, "so I canbeat the hell out of that bald guy who keeps comingin here and spitting on us!"_________Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself."He says, "Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love." She says, "Well I can -and that's why we're not."</blockquote>

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