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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063589070" data-attributes="member: 14320">It Feels GoodA man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife, "Honey, Igot a new secretary, and imagine what happened! She's got a red andwhite bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team.Anyway, it's not a big deal but it feels good." The next day when theycome home his wife asks, "How was your day?" The man say, "Fantastic!It's not only her bra that is red and white but also her panties. Youknow it's not a big deal but it really feels good!"The third day they meet at home after work and now the man asks hiswife, "And what happened today in your office, honey?" She says, "Oh,nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His dick is twoinches longer than yours. You know it's not a big deal but, hell, itfeels good!"@@@A guy walks into a whore house and says, "I have been out at sea for a wholefucking year, I want the wildest craziest whore you've got!"The madam says, "that would be Hurricane Helga up in 4B."So the guy goes up and knocks on 4B. The door suddenly opens and he isyanked inside.The lady in the room starts screaming at the top of her lungs in his ear."WHAT YOU HEAR IS THE WIND OF HURRICANE HELGA!"She then grabs him and throws him on the bed, strips off her clothes, jumpsnaked up on the bed straddling him and begins to jump up and down "WHAT YOUFEEL IS HURRICANE HELGA SHAKING THE GROUND BENEATH YOU!Then she sits on his chest and starts whipping him in the face with her hugetits back and forth, over and over. "WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE FORCE OF HURRICANEHELGA KNOCKING THE COCONUTS OUT OF THE TREES!"The guy bolts right out of bed for the door. Hurricane Helga says,"where are you going sweety?""Hey", says the guy, "There's no way that I can fuck in this kind ofweather!"@@@A prostitute's nursery rhyme:One two lets screw,Three four I'm a whore,Five six suck the dick,Seven eight ejaculate,Nine ten fuck me again.=====What's the worst thing a bride can say on her wedding night?"I'm glad I didn't throw my vibrator away."=====Girl to hungry boyfriend:If my right leg was afternoon meal & left legevening meal what would you prefer?Boyfriend: Eating between meals"Oh, no, Daddy," the daughter replied, "Fred's ever so clever, we'veonly been going out 9 weeks and he's cured me of that illness I usedto get once a month."Things To Do In A Department Store:1. Get the boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts whenthey are not looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Ithink we have a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.5. Turn all the radios to a polka station, then turn them all off andturn the volumes to 10.6. Challenge other customers to duel with tubes of gift wrap.7. Put M&M's on layaway.8. Move "CAUTION-WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll onlyinvite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.10. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Whywon't you people leave me alone?"11. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror whileyou pick your nose.12. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scalebattlefield with G.I. Joes and X-Men.13. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.14. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if heknows where the anti-depressants are.15. Switch signs on the men's and women's bathrooms.16. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "MissionImpossible".17. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign out front.18. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using differentsize funnels.19. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICKME! PICK ME!!!!!!"20. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetalposition and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again."21. Go to the food court, get a soft drink, tell them you don't get outmuch and would they put one of those little umbrellas in it.22. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud ...."Hey we're out oftoilet paper in here!"===============These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out and says, "My wife is better."The second guy goes in then comes out and says, "You know what?Your wife IS better."</blockquote>

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