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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063583750" data-attributes="member: 14320">Vibrators vs Men!!!Vibrators are better then men because ...A vibrator doesn't have an orgasm first and then just stop "vibrating."Vibrators are never too busy watching the game on tvBatteries are cheaper than pick up trucks!!When we're done with them we can stuff them back in the drawer and not hear from them until we're ready.It's happy to keep going until we're satisfied.We can get a bigger one or one that has better options whenever we want without being called a slut.Position is your choice, not his.It always is hard.It doesn't leave a mess behind.You don't have to wear an ill fitting teddy to excite it.It doesn't care that you gained 10 lbs.It doesn't fall asleep and snore in your ear afterwards.You don't have to clean up the apartment before bringing it home.They don't get tired after the first timeThey never poke you in the back in the morning to see if you are in the mood.Vibrators are better then men because in the morning you don't have to fix it breakfast.Safe sex without a rubberA couple batteries and you don't have to put up with the shit, just turn it off when you get done with it !As long as you have a new pack of energizers the vibrator can keep going and going and going!(while you keep coming and coming!)Vibrators are portable so you can do it anytime, anywhere you want!!They don't burp, fart, belch or fall asleep on you.You don't have to dress up for your vibrator.You can show it off to your friends.They never wake up at 4 a.m. asking for another oneIt doesn't leave a wet spot.It can be stashed away in a drawer.It doesn't have a mother!!It doesn't require "a little lip action" to get hard.You know exactly where it's been.Vibrators don't care if you get crumbs in the bed.They never come before you do. ***********In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:"It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?In England they say"Its 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is?In France they say "It's 11o'clock do you know where your husband is?"In Poland they say Its 11 o'clock do you know what time it is?"Most Romantic, Least RomanticThese are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhymewith the MOST romantic first line... but the LEAST romantic second line.1. Love may be beautiful, love may be blissBut I only slept with you, because I was pissed.2. Thought that I could love no otherUntil, that is, I met your brother.3. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl'sempty and so is your head.4. Of loving beauty you float with graceIf only you could hide your face5. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;This describes everything you are not6. I want to feel your sweet embraceBut don't take that paper bag off of your face7. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -Damn, I'm good at telling lies!8. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you screwed up my life9. I see your face when I am dreaming.That's why I always wake up screaming10. My love, you take my breath away.What have you stepped in to smell this way11. My feelings for you no words can tell,Except for maybe "go to hell"12. What inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka, one part lime.**************************There was a young student of Trinity,Who shattered his sister's virginity.He buggered his brother,Had twins by his mother;And took double honors in Divinity.There was a young fool named Haynes,To get laid, he'd go to great painsNever a genius,He thought with his penis,But his prick was as dumb as his brains.The jury convicted poor DollyOf a crime called sexual folly.Though she proved that her rapeWas performed by an ape,What she bore looked more like a collie.</blockquote>

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