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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063580379" data-attributes="member: 14320">Two Co-edsThere was nothing to do on this Thursday night, so the two co-eds were just hanging around the apartment.Brenda, who was dressed in only a in bra and panties, was jiggling back and forth around their place doing some chores.Abby, who was sitting on the bed, decided this was the night that she would reveal her secret to her room mate."Take a break", Abby said to her friend, "Come over here and sit down".As soon as Brenda sat on the bed, Abby leaned over and kissed her full on the lips."I've always wanted to tell you something" Abby said, "It's kinda hard to say this... Well, let me be frank".Brenda leaned toward her friend and said in a sexually husky voice:"No darling... Let me be Frank".------------In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the Headof a Penis was bigger than the rest of it.After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason thehead was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.After the US published the study, France decided to do their own.After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that thereason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.Poland, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study.After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it wasto keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.------------If size doesn't matter, how come my girlfriends vibrator isn't threeinches long and crooked?Little JohnnyLittle Johnny walks into the bathroom as his father steps out of theshower. Looking at his father's penis he says, "Girls are supposed tolike fucking guys with big cocks, I want one as big as yours."His father replies, "To make that happen, you have to start rubbing oilon your penis every day. That will make it grow bigger."Three weeks later the same scene repeats. This time Little Johnnycomplains, "I've been rubbing oil on my fucking cock for three weeks andit isn't any bigger, in fact I think it is getting smaller!""What exactly are you using to rub on it?" asks his father."Crisco oil," replies Little Johnny."Aha, that's the problem; you're using shortening" says his father.~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~How is a woman like a computer?You don't really appreciate them until they go down on you.What's the difference between mayonnaise and semen?Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a woman's throat at thirty miles anhour.Why did God give men penises?So they'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up.Why do women have foreheads?So men have a place to kiss them after they suck our cocks.What's the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so thatyou can put a pint of beer on it.b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.c) The economy model fucks all night and, at midnight, turns into aroast beef sandwich and a six pack.How is a pussy like a grapefruit?The best ones squirt when you eat them.What are the three reasons why anal sex is better than vaginal?It's warmer, it's tighter and it's more degrading to women.</blockquote>

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