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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063576100" data-attributes="member: 14320">Filthy MiscellaneousThe once was a girl named StraightWhose pussy smelled like bait!Whenever Jeff pounds herThe room reeks of flounderHer twat, she needs to refrigerate.~~~~~There once was a lady from WoosterWho dreamt that a man had seduced herShe awoke with a screamTo find was a dreamAnd a bump in the mattress had goosed her.~~~~~There was a young lady named MandelWho caused quite a neighborhood scandalBy coming out bareOn the main village squareAnd massaging herself with a candle~~~~~What did the little girl say to the lesbian pedophile?Can I go to bed now mummy?What did one pedophile say to the other?Have you got two five's for a ten?What's grosser then gross?Siamese Twins joined at the mouth, and one of them throwing up.How do you cook kidney's?You have to boil the piss out of them.~~~~~Two guys are talking in a bar:"I came home early last night and caught my wife having sex with my best friend in our bed!""What did you do?""I grabbed my wife by the hair and said 'that's it, you're outta here' and threw her out of the house.""What did you do to your best friend?""I shook my finger at him and yelled 'bad dog! bad dog!'"~~~~~There once was a girl from the AzuresWhose cunt was all covered in soresThe dogs in the streetUsed to eat the green meatWhich hung in festoons from her drawers~~~~~Q. What's the main difference between fucking a regular woman and fucking a woman with no arms?A. When you fuck a woman with no arms and it pops out, you're the one who has to put it back in.Q. What's the difference between anal sex and a microwave oven?A. A microwave oven won't brown your meat.Q. What's grosser than eating your grandmother's pussy?A. Banging your head on the coffin lid after you're done.</blockquote>

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