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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063571534" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Both Sides Of The StoryHer side of the story:He was in an odd mood Sunday night. We planned to meet at a bar for a drink.I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might havebeen my fault because I was a bit later than I promised.He didn't sayanything about it. The conversation was very slow, so I thought we should gosomewhere more intimate and talk privately.We went to a restaurant and hewas STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up. I started to wonderwhether it was me, or something else.I asked him, and he said no.I wasn't really sure. In the car, on the way back home, I said that I loved himdeeply. He just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell thatmeant because he didn't say it back.We finally got home and I was wonderingif he was going to leave me! So, I tried to get him to talk, but he justswitched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to bed.After about 10 minutes, he joined me. To my surprise, we made love. He still seemed really distracted. Afterwards, I just wanted to confront him, but I cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I really think he is seeingsomeone else. His side of the story:The Mariners lost. Got laid though.--------Q: Where do you find a no-legged dog?A: Right where you left him.Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?A: Anyone can roast beef.Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?A: So her male would get delivered to the right box.Q: Why did the guy buy his wife a fur coat and a vibrator?A: So if she didn't like the fur coat, she could use the vibrator to fuck herself.Q: Why do midgets' feet stink?A: Because their feet are so close to their assholes.Q: Which are the two best holes in a woman?A: Her nostrils. Otherwise she could not breath while giving head. Your Girlfriend Is Ugly When... (1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.(3) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.(4) She startles the animals at the zoo.(5) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.(6) She makes onions cry.(7) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.(8) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.(9) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.(10) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to see her grandmother in the forest.Her mother warned her "Don't walk through the forest, take the path, or else the Big Bad Wolf will catch you and suck your tits dry!"Little Red started towards her grandmother's house but decided to take the shortcut through the forest anyway.The turtle stopped Little Red and warned her "Turn back and use the path, because if the Big Bad Wolf finds you, he'll suck your tits dry!"Little Red was almost there, so she kept going through the forest. Sure enough, the Big Bad Wolf jumps out of nowhere and tells her "Take off your shirt Little Red Riding Hood - I'm gonna suck your tits dry!!". "Oh no you don't", yells Little Red, as she pulls up her skirt, "You're gonna eat me just like the story says!"A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?" She says, "What's that?" He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."Q. What's the definition of gross?A. When you go down on a pregnant woman and something grabs your tongue.~~~Daffynition - Virgin: a girl who doesn't give a fuck.Q: Where do they post pictures of missing partial transsexuals?A: On cartons of half-and-half.Q: What is a birth control pill?A: The OTHER thing a coed can put in her mouth to keep fromgetting pregnant.</blockquote>

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