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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063564417" data-attributes="member: 14320">Politically CorrectNotification to all staff regarding language:Due to the politically correct movement, employees of this store must change the language they use in the presence of customers. The following is a translation list for employee reference:*No fucking way - I’m fairly sure that’s not feasible*You’re fucking kidding - Really?*Who the fuck are you - Hi, we haven’t met..*Tell someone who gives a fuck - Have you run that by..*No cunt told me - I wasn’t involved in that project*You don’t know shit - You seem perplexed*What the fuck do you want? - Hello, may I help you?*She’s a ball-busting bitch - She’s assertive*This place is fucked - We’re a bit disorganized today*Stick it up your arse - No thanks*You’re a fucking wanka - You are my supervisor and I respect you*You fat fucking loser - Gee, that was unfortunate*I don’t give a shit - I’ll certainly think it overuuuuuMary had a little snatch,a teeny tiny hole.Johnny couldn’t fit it in, his massive manly pole.He greased her up, squirmed and shoved, and pinched her little tit,But nothing seemed to work for him, the damn thing would not fit!So Mary drank a lot of wine, and smoked a little grass,And just as she was passing out, he shoved it up her ass!uuuuuQ. Why do women enjoy giving blow jobs?A. They know it's about the only time that they can get anythingstraight in their heads.Q. Did you hear about the guy who went to visit the Home for theProfoundly Retarded and met a young female patient there whohad practically nothing on?A. When he went back to revisit nine months later she had a little moron.Q. What do vampires use as snack crackers?A. Scabs.@@There once was a fellow McSweenyWho spilled some gin on his weenieJust to be couthHe added vermouthThen slipped his girlfriend a martini@@There once was a plumber from Leigh,Who was plumbing his maid by the sea,Said she, "Please stop plumbing,I think someone's coming!"Said he, "Yes I know love, it's me."@@A young bride was once heard to say,"Oh, dear, I'm wearing away!""The inside of my thighs,""Look just like mince pies,""For my husband won't shave everyday!"@@There was a young lady named Nelly,Whose tits would jiggle like jelly.They could tickle her twat,Or be tied in a knot,And could even swat flies on her belly!@@There was once a girl from Sri Lanka,Whose cunt was as big as a tanker,You could go for a swim, In the depths of her quim,And you needed a lamp post to wank her. @@Mary, Mary, quite contrary.How does your garden grow?"Listen, you prat.I live in a flat.How the fuck should I know?"@@There once was a lady from FranceWho took a long train ride by chance.The engineer fucked herbefore the conductor.while the fireman came in his pants.@@There once was a girl from LahoreWho’d lie on a rug on the floor.In a manner uncanny,she’d wiggle her fannyAnd drain your balls to the core.@@Once sat herself down on a molehill.A curious moleNosed into her holeMs. Vogel's ok, but the mole's ill.@@She looked so fair, in the midnight air,With the wind blowing up her nightie...Her tits hung loose, like the balls of a moose,Jesus Christ Almighty...The nipples on her tits were as big as my thumb,The wiggle of her ass could make a dead man come,She sucks like a vacuum, and she's real fucking dumb,She's the girl for me.</blockquote>

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