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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063558219" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">An Elderly Couple</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an</p><p>apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there it was</p><p>too late, the man had died. While consoling the wife one of the rescuers</p><p>noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady what symptoms the man</p><p>had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack.</p><p></p><p>The lady replied, Well, we were in the bed making love and he started</p><p>moaning and groaning and thrashing around the bed,</p><p>panting and sweating. I thought he was coming, but I guess he</p><p>was going.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=======</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A really, really fat man got out of the shower at the health club.</p><p>A second man said, Gee, you're fat.</p><p>The fat man said, Yeah.</p><p>The second man asked, How long has it been since you've seen your dick?</p><p>The fat man answered, Long time.</p><p>The second man asked, Why don't you diet?</p><p>The fat man asks, Why? What color is it now</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=======</span></strong></p><p></p><p>In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing</p><p>about whose turn it was to pay. The clerk was kind of listening</p><p>until she heard the lady said to the guy, Stop being a scrote.</p><p></p><p>With a furrowed brow the clerk asked, What is a scrote?</p><p></p><p>Without missing a beat the lady responded,</p><p>Short for scrotum.</p><p>He is somewhere between a prick and an asshole.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=======</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman slipped on a throw rug, fell out of a window, and landed in a</p><p>trash can. A Frenchman was passing by and walked over. He shook his head</p><p>sadly and said, These Americans are so extravagant. She was good for at</p><p>least another year.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063558219, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]An Elderly Couple[/COLOR][/B] The rescue squad was called to the home of an elderly couple for an apparent heart attack the gentleman had. When the squad got there it was too late, the man had died. While consoling the wife one of the rescuers noticed that the bed was a mess. He asked the lady what symptoms the man had suffered and if anything had precipitated the heart attack. The lady replied, Well, we were in the bed making love and he started moaning and groaning and thrashing around the bed, panting and sweating. I thought he was coming, but I guess he was going. [B][COLOR="Red"]=======[/COLOR][/B] A really, really fat man got out of the shower at the health club. A second man said, Gee, you're fat. The fat man said, Yeah. The second man asked, How long has it been since you've seen your dick? The fat man answered, Long time. The second man asked, Why don't you diet? The fat man asks, Why? What color is it now [B][COLOR="Red"]=======[/COLOR][/B] In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The clerk was kind of listening until she heard the lady said to the guy, Stop being a scrote. With a furrowed brow the clerk asked, What is a scrote? Without missing a beat the lady responded, Short for scrotum. He is somewhere between a prick and an asshole. [B][COLOR="Red"]=======[/COLOR][/B] A woman slipped on a throw rug, fell out of a window, and landed in a trash can. A Frenchman was passing by and walked over. He shook his head sadly and said, These Americans are so extravagant. She was good for at least another year. [/QUOTE]
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