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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063529869" data-attributes="member: 14320">Old Straggly CatOne hot July day we found this old straggly cat at our door. She was asorry site. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair allmatted down. We felt sorry for her, and put her in a carrier and tookher to the Vet. She had no name so we named her pussy cat. The Vetdecided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know whenwe could come and get her.My husband, the complainer said "OK, but don't forget to wash her, shestinks."My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my hubby ElCheap-O, and my hubby calls him El Take-O.The next day hubby had an appointment with his Doctor, which is locatednext door to the Vet. The Doctor's office was full of people waiting tosee the Doctor.The door opened and in popped the vet and announces to my hubby,"Your wife's pussy is finally shaved and clean.She now smells like a rose.And by the way, I think she is pregnant. God knows who the father is"==========It's Harold's first day in the car pool.They honk the horn in front of his house and he comes running out.He gets about halfway down the walk when he hears a grunt and the sound of his wife's foot tapping on the porch.He turns around and there she is, scowling at him.He runs back to the steps, spreads her bathrobe, bends over, kisses her on the privates, runs back down the walk and hops in the car.They ride in silence for a few minutes, until Burnett, the driver, can't stand it.Burnett asks, "Harold, it's none of my business, but why'd you kiss her down there?"Harold says, "You wouldn't believe her breath in the morning!"</blockquote>

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