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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063524118" data-attributes="member: 14320">Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar?A. A love call.Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill?A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?A. No ball roomQ. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?A. The position of the dirt bag.Q. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?A. 100 people who don't do dick.Q. What do attorneys use for birth control?A. Their personalities.Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?A. Because it can't make a fist.Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period?A. Finger painting.Q. How do you teach a blond math?A. Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, and square root her.Q. What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail?A. I feel like a kid again!Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?A. Two test ticklesQ. Did you hear about the gay truckers?A. They exchanged loads.Q. Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?A. A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again!Q. Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?A. You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!Q. Did you hear about the two homosexual judges?A. They kept trying each other.Q. What's the difference between a Trisket and a lesbian?A. A Trisket is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker!Q. why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the wall?A. To see her crackQ. What is the difference between great literature and pornography?A. Literature is frequently dusty but rarely dirty.Q. Why does a squirrel swim on its back?A. To keep its nuts dry.Q. Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?A. He was looking for pooh!The Gross Bathroom DisasterA little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around thehouse with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable tobreak something.The boy continues. "Johnny!" mom screams. "Knock it off. You'regoing to break something." He stops and eventually mom leaves for ashort trip to the store. Johnny starts up with the balloon again. Hegives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet.Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets the urge. Adiarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH,out it comes. When she's finished she looks down and can't believe whatshe's seeing. Diarrhea everywhere! She's not sure what this big brown thing is inthe toilet! She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as shedescribes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly toexamine everything.When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he gets down onhis knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally, he takesout his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP!The balloon explodes and diarrhea is everywhere. On him, the walls,etc. Doctor! Doctor! Are you alright?" she asks.He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this isthe first time I've ever seen a fart!"@@@3 brunettes were walking in the forest when thay came along some tracks.The first brunette said "Those are bear tracks" and the second brunette said "No you moron those are deer tracks" and the third brunette said "Don't be stupid, those are rabbit tracks"..... (*HONK HONK*) and then the train hit them.~~~There was a young man from Mauritius,Who said 'That fuck was delicious'But the next time I cum,It will be up your bum,Coz that scab on your cunt looks suspicious!!</blockquote>

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