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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063520879" data-attributes="member: 14320"> Bad To WorseBad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.Worse: You're in it.Bad: Your children are sexually active.Worse: With each other.Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.Worse: He looks better than you.Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.Worse: She's a lawyer.Bad: Your wife's leaving you.Worse: For another woman.Bad: You can't find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.Worse: She implicates you.Good: Hot outdoor sex.Bad: You're arrested.Worse: By your husband.Good: The teacher thinks your son's great.Bad: In bed.Good: You came home for a quickie.Bad: Your wife walks in.Good: You go to see a strip show.Bad: Your daughter's the headliner.Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.Bad: She's eleven.Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.Bad: You live downtown.Good: Your wife's kinky.Bad: With the neighbors.Worse: All of them.Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago Good: Your son is finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next doorUgly: So are you Good: Your son studies a lot in his roomBad: You find several porn movies hidden there Ugly: You're in them Good: Your son is ****** someone new Bad: It's another man Ugly: He's your best friendGood: Your daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker Ugly: Your workmates are her best clientsWay Ugly: She makes more money than you do @@@When one of the prostitutes passed away, the girls moped disconsolatelyaround the house. "Good ol' Gloria," lamented one. "She could handletwenty men a night, drink a fifth of whiskey and still have the strengthto roll five drunks." Hearing this, one of the others burst into tears."Why is it," she sobbed, "that a girl has to die before anyone saysanything nice about her?"][[[["Good morning! How may I help you say it with flowers?" the floristcheerfully asked as he answered his phone. "Well, since you put it that way, " the male caller answered, "I wantyou to send my secretary a cactus." What on earth does a cactus'say' to your secretary?" the florist queried."It says I want her tofeel a prick."][[[[How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'Why do midgets laugh when they run?Because the grass tickles their nuts!Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.......Remember, when someone annoys you,It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown...BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the assholeupside the head.A girl of 23 married a man of 84, and they asked her how things went."Well," she laughed, "Did you ever try to put a marshmallow in a piggybank?"</blockquote>

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