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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063518911" data-attributes="member: 14320">Whacky Dirty Dafinitions:OVEN STUFFED ROASTER1. Type of chicken that is usually seasoned and baked for an extendedperiod.2. The unusual method of inserting your finger in the ass of yourpartner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure ismore effective from behind (see NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK).HIGH DIVE: /hi-div/1. Act of jumping out of a plane and free falling toward earth atnearly 200 mph.2. The skill of pulling your Johnson all the way out of your partner'shole, and in one motion, swiftly jamming it home again. Best used inCorn Hole technique, but dangerous.TEA-BAG: /tee bagg/1. A sack like structure containing flavored leaves that is attachedto a string and dangled in water to give it flavor.2. A sack-like structure containing my fat balls that is attached tomy massive unit and is stuffed into the mouths of young girls to makethem make a "wamuphm" like noise.3. v. Tea-bag(ing) the act of stuffing them with the sack filled with myfat balls.CLEVELAND STEAMER: /KLEEV-lund STEE-mrhh/1. A water-based merchant cargo vessel originating from a largeOhioan city near Lake Erie.2. (slang) The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a womanwhile receiving penal (that is, penis) pleasure from friction betweenthe mammaries. (see HAWAIAN MUSCLE FUCK and PASADENA MUDSLIDE)HOT KARL:1. A German man who just happens to be warm at the moment.2. The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the man who was justballs deep in her can. (see also CORN HOLE)HOT KARL CANDY CANE:1. A variation of the aforementioned in which the man who isreceiving oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around. (See alsoSHOCKER)DIRTY SANCHEZ: /dur-TEE SAN-chez/1. a filthy hair-lipped Mexican peasant.(Garrett)2. (A variation of the "Dirty Juanita") The act of fingering achick's cornhole, and wiping the remaining detritus on her upper lipwhile screwing her from behind, thus leaving a trail of shit moustachedacross her visage.TOPEKA DESTROYER: / TOE-pek-a d'stroi-yrr/1. An ironclad American warship fabricated in the poorly placedshipyards of Central Kansas.2. The act of vomiting directly onto your partner's head whilereceiving fellatio. (See COLD LUNCH)CAJUN HOT STICK: /cage-in hot sti-ck/1. A spicy meat stick.2. The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper (see alsoCAJUN LOG) and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of herback and then re-inserted.RIM: /RIM/1. the outer often curved or circular edge of something.2. The outer often wrinkled and dark brown edge of the shit shoot.3. v. Rim(ing) the art of exploring this prune-like orifice with yourtongue (see also "ANAL TONGUE DARTS")** Top Ten Signs That You're Not Romantic **10. You ask the waiter for a seat near the kitchen so itminimizes the time it takes for your food to arrive.9. She doesn't like the "I'm The Property of Jason" t-shirtyou got her for your anniversary.8. You take your date out for dinner that consists of acoupon for free nachos and half price on drinks.7. Her candlelight dinners really irritate you 'cause it'sso hard to read the sport's page while eating.6. You apologize with a dozen dandelions.5. After a romantic dinner, you offer to do the dishes byletting the dog lick the plates.4. You consider pig latin the "language of love".3. Some say it with flowers, you say it with sparkplugs.2. When your boyfriend got down on one knee and proposed,you said, "Shhh!... talk to me during the commercial."1. "I thought cubic zirconium looked prettier than realdiamonds."==I met a girl whose breasts were growing out of her back. She waspretty funny looking, but she was great to dance with!==There once was a man from Calcutta,who liked to beat off in the gutter,the heat of the streetmelted his meatand turned his cream into butter.==A young blonde woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?"The blonde responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now."==A little boy asked his mother:- Mummy, why are you white and I am black?- Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.</blockquote>

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