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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063517960" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Women Playing Golf</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her</p><p>ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.</p><p>The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at</p><p>his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.</p><p>The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.</p><p>'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I</p><p>know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.</p><p></p><p>'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,'</p><p>the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,</p><p>still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however,</p><p>he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid</p><p>them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.</p><p>She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and</p><p>asked, 'How does that feel'?</p><p>Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ZZZZZ</span></strong></p><p></p><p>My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he</p><p>was God and I didn't.</p><p></p><p>People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.</p><p>What do outhouses and candy have in common?</p><p>If there's no hole, it's not a lifesaver.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">ZZZZZ</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A Mexican, a black man, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink</p><p>when a good-looking girl comes up to them and says " whoever can say</p><p>liver and cheese in a sentence can have me".</p><p></p><p>So the white guy says" I love liver and cheese".</p><p>She says "that's not good enough".</p><p></p><p>The black man says "I hate liver and cheese", and she says "that's</p><p>not creative",</p><p></p><p>And then the Mexican says "liver alone cheese mine".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063517960, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Women Playing Golf[/COLOR][/B] Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'? Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb's broken! [B][COLOR="Red"]ZZZZZ[/COLOR][/B] My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. What do outhouses and candy have in common? If there's no hole, it's not a lifesaver. [B][COLOR="Red"]ZZZZZ[/COLOR][/B] A Mexican, a black man, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when a good-looking girl comes up to them and says " whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me". So the white guy says" I love liver and cheese". She says "that's not good enough". The black man says "I hate liver and cheese", and she says "that's not creative", And then the Mexican says "liver alone cheese mine". [/QUOTE]
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