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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063517626" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Without Ears</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was</p><p>born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the</p><p>hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before</p><p>they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and</p><p>explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if</p><p>he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or</p><p>even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when</p><p>they came back home.</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.</p><p></p><p>When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."</p><p></p><p>The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."</p><p></p><p>Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little</p><p>hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes."</p><p></p><p>" Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.</p><p></p><p>"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he</p><p>will have</p><p>20/20 vision."</p><p></p><p>"That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be shit outta luck if</p><p>he needed glasses."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">;;;;;</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Trivia:</span></strong></p><p></p><p>It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your</p><p>stomach.</p><p></p><p>One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).</p><p></p><p>The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.</p><p></p><p>Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.</p><p></p><p>A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.</p><p></p><p>There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.</p><p></p><p>Women blink twice as often as men.</p><p></p><p>The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.</p><p></p><p>Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing</p><p>still.</p><p></p><p>If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.</p><p></p><p>Women reading this will be finished now.</p><p></p><p>Men are still busy checking their thumbs.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063517626, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Without Ears[/COLOR][/B] Little Johnny's neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes." " Can he see?" asked Little Johnny. "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be shit outta luck if he needed glasses." [B][COLOR="Red"];;;;;[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]Trivia:[/COLOR][/B] It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished now. Men are still busy checking their thumbs. [/QUOTE]
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