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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063513699" data-attributes="member: 14320">Gay FunniesThe residents of a small redneck town urge the sheriff to arrest the local homosexual. Seems he's been propositioning all the teenage boys in town.The sheriff ditfully arrests the fag and says to him, "ok homo, you got 15 minutes to blow this town!"The fag says, "I'll need at least two hours."*~»§«~*~» P «~*~»§«~*Two firefighters are buttfucking in a smoke filled room.The fire chief walks in and says "What the hell is going on in here?!"The Firefighter says "well sir, this man has got smoke inhalation."The Chief says "why didn''t you give him mouth to mouth"The Firefighter says "How do you think this shit got started?*~»§«~*~» P «~*~»§«~*Q: What do you call a gay bar with no place to sit?A: A fruit stand.Q: Why do gay men make good linemen?A: They love penetrating the defense.Q: What do you call a fart in the men''s room of a gay bar?A: A love call.Q: Why did the gay criminal keep going back to prison?A: He loved it in the can.*~»§«~*~» P «~*~»§«~*Two gay guys were in the shower together when one looked down and saw a puddle of white liquid.He said to the other man What did I tell you about farting in the shower? *~»§«~*~» P «~*~»§«~* A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas."The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I''ve just found out my older brother is gay."The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I''ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn''t anybody in your family like women?""Yeah, my wife..." *~»§«~*~» P «~*~»§«~*What do you call 50 lesbians and 50 government employees in one room?100 people that don''t do dick!Did you hear about the homosexual letter?Only came in male boxes.Why do so many gays have moustaches?To hide the stretch marks.How can you make a gay man scream twice?Fuck him real hard. Then wipe your dick off on his curtains.</blockquote>

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