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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063505504" data-attributes="member: 14320">Town MarathonA woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was atwork. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when she heard herhusband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled to the boyfriend,"Hurry!Grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband's home early!"The boyfriend looked out the window and said, "I can't jump out thewindow! It's raining like hell out there!"She said, "If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!"So the boyfriend grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As hebeganrunning down the street, he discovered he had run right in the middleofa town marathon, so he started running along beside the others. Beingnaked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to "blend in" asbest he could.One of the runners asked him, "Do you always run in the nude?"He answered, while gasping for air, "Oh, yes, it feels so free havingthe air blow over your skin while you are running."The other runner then asked the nude man, "Do you always run carryingyour clothes on your arm?"The nude man answered breathlessly, "Oh, yes, that way I can getdressedright at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!"The runner then asked, "Do you always wear a condom when you run?"He replied "Only if it's raining."@@@A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when a robber witha ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "Thisis a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!"The scared bartender pleads, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!"The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!"The bartender says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot; I have a wife andkids! I'll do whatever you say!"The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the bartender's head andsays, Alright, now suck my cock!""Anything!" cries the bartender, "Just don't shoot!"The bartender starts to blow the crook. As the crook gets excited, hedrops the gun.The bartender sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back tothe crook and yells, "Hold the gun, damn it!" One of my friends mightwalk in!"</blockquote>

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