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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063486047" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Bicycle For His BirthdayOne day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buyhim a $200 bicycle for his birthday.Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house,and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas."Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said,"Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that ..Ask me again some other time."Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the housewith all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him,and asked him why he was leaving.The boy said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard yousay that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you should waitbecause she was coming too,and I'll be DAMNED if I get stuck with a $80,000 mortgage!"=====You might be a redneck if your grandmother calls you in the bathroomand says.. " Hey Y'all Come look at this before I FLUSH!!" =====Young Jimmy was making confession when hetold the priest that he was having impure thoughtsabout his sister."Is this a sin, Father?" he asked.The priest nodded and said, "Yes Jimmy, indeedit is a sin. Look at the two beautiful brothers you have."=====Learn Chinese in 2 minutes ...(Please read definitions aloud for optimal memory retention)1) That's not right ...................... Sum Ting Wong2) Are you harboring a fugitive....... Hu Yu Hai Ding3) See me ASAP........................ ..Kum Hia Nao4) Stupid Man ............................ Dum Fuk5) Small Horse ....................... .... Tai Ni Po Ni6) Did you go to the beach?........... Wai Yu So Tan7) I bumped into a coffee table.......Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni8) I think you need a face lift........ Chin Tu Fat9) It's very dark in here ............. Wao So Dim10)I thought you were on a diet....Wai Yu Mun Ching****** BY NATIONALITYA CAUCASIAN WOMAN:First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.IRISH WOMAN:First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.ITALIAN WOMAN:First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makesspaghetti & meatballs.Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insistson a 3 carat ring.5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hatethe thought of having sex.6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.JEWISH WOMAN:First Date: You get dynamite head.Second Date: You get more great head.Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.POLISH WOMAN:First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. Shegave you the wrong address.Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant. She getslost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.CHINESE WOMAN:First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothinghappens.Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinnerbut nothing happens again.Third date: You don't even get to the third date as you havealready realized nothing is going to happen.INDIAN WOMAN:First date: Meet her parents.Second date: Set the date of the wedding.Third date: Wedding night.BLACK WOMAN:First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends areal expensive dinner.Third Date: You get to pay her rent.Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.LATIN WOMAN:First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get herdrunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.Second Date: She is pregnant.Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister'sboyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans inthe Bronx.</blockquote>

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