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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063481356" data-attributes="member: 14320">The Lounge LizardThere's something about being on his stomach that makes everything yourman feels much more intense. Perhaps it's the increased blood flow caused by gravity.~Here's What You Need ~One webbed patio lounge chairTwo pillowsOne roll of masking tape~ Here's How You Do It ~Adjust the back of the lounge chair so that it lays flat (if it won't go down all the way,don't worry about it; we'll fix that in a second).Place the pillows directly under the chair, lengthwise.Pull the center-most straps apart and, using the masking tape, affix them to thenext-closest straps. This creates an opening in the chair about four or five inches wide.Get your man naked. Have him lie in the chair on his stomach. If the chair is flat,he can lie with his head in either direction. If the back of the chair is still at a bitof an angle, have him lie with his head at the other end (his knees can easilybend where the back of the chair starts to rise and his feet will rest whereone's head would normally go).Your man's penis should now be dangling through the opening.Get under the chair and lie on your back on top of the pillows. Position your mouthdirectly under your man's penis. Grip the outermost edges of the chair and pull yourself up and pleasure your man orally.___________Sheri and Rosey were were talking about the new hottie in the neighborhood.But he acts so stupid said Sheri.I think he must have his brains between his legs.Yeah, sighed Rosey, but I'd sure love to blow his mind.__________After a full day of constant arguing over the smallest things, Adrian suggested to Paula that they call a truce ~No more bickering for 48 hours."It's Saturday at four o'clock," Adrian said."No more bitching at each other until the same time on Monday.""Okay, I think that can work" Paula said. "I'll talk to you then!"________________Most men's erections are five and a half to six inches long.Although men's penis sizes tend to vary greatly when they're soft,the smaller ones expand more when erect than the larger ones70 percent of married men and women stimulate themselvesResearchers claim that 9% of college students have engaged in a golden showerErotic asphyxiation is said to cause over 1,000 deaths each yearMost men thrust 60-120 times during intercourse3% of adult Americans have never had sexAbout 1% of the adult female population are able toachieve orgasm solely through breast stimulation Internet AddictThere are many signs you need to watch out for that could mean you are yet another surf junkie addicted to the internet...You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.comYou turn off your modem and get this empty feeling, like you just pulled the pin on a loved one.You start introducing yourself as "Jon at AOL dot com"Your wife drapes a blonde wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.All of your friends have an @ in their names.You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.You laugh at people with 14,400 baud modems.You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.You tell the cab driver you live at http://69.luck.street/house/bluetrim.htmlYour spouse makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a commode.You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :^)You turn on your computer, and turn off your spouse.Your best friend is someone you've never met.Your spouse says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer, and install a second phone line so you can chat.You begin to wonder how on earth your service provider is allowed to call 200 hours per month "unlimited."Your dog has its own home page.So does your gold fish.Internet WithdrawalThese days we are all some what caught in an "Internet lifestyle", so here are some things you can do in the horrific event your computer goes down...1. Dial 911 immediately.2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.3. You mean there's something else to do?4. Threaten your server with an impeachment vote.5. Work.6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.8. See if your eyes can still focus to distances further than 3 feet.9. Get ass groove in chair fixed at store.10. Tylenol... Tylenol! Where the hell is the Tylenol!11. Do shopping with clothes on.12. Check your mail box every 15 minutes.</blockquote>

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