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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063479652" data-attributes="member: 14320">Sexual Rhyming Terms That You May Not KnowWANKY PANKY - fooling around, naughtier than hanky pankyTHRUSTER BUSTER - a sudden noise that interrupts the act of sex,especially a doorbell, the sound of a spouse's car in the driveway, orthe shrill voice of an unexpected parentRUBBER FLUBBER - sudden realization that the condom has brokenBOOBIE LUBEY - stimulation of a female's breasts to arouse sexualinterestDICKIE LICKIE - oral stimulation of the male's private partsTUSHIE PUSHIE - doggie-style sexual intercoursePECKER WRECKER - oral sex given to a man by a female wearing braces onher teethFUCKIE SUCKIE - oral sex and sexual intercourse bothSTINKIE PINKIE - the result of sexual stimulation of the female'sprivate parts by the male's handsHUMMER CUMMER - I think you can figure out this one all by yourself!COLOR]WIFE VS. HUSBANDA couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?""Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."COLOR]Two little boys were sitting on the porch, when one littleboy says, "My Daddy smokes, and he can blow smoke rings."Then Jimmy, not to be outdone responds, "My Dad canblow smoke out of his ass.""Really, have you seen it?" reply the boys.Little Johnny responds, "No, but I've seen the tobacco stainsin his underwear."COLOR]Q: Why is a necrophiliac like a fur trapper?A: They're both hunting for dead beaver.A couple is making out in the movies.She says, "Harry, I think I just swallowed your gum."He says, "No, I was just clearing my throat."Rough Sex FactsBody: Giving .........head. ...... Massages the jaw....while burning 32Calories.Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and itWhitens your teethThe American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better thanMouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.Having nice sex burns 358 calories.Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.Take off her clothes:With her consent..... ......... ......... ..12 calWithout..... ......... ........187 calTake off her Bra:With two hands....... ......... ......... .8 calWith one hand........ ......... ........12 calWith mouth....... ......... ......... ....85 calPut on Protection:Hard ............ ......... ..... 6 calSoft........ ......... ......... 315 calForeplay:Looking for target...... ......... ....8 calFinding G spot ............ ......... .92 calI don't F***ing care........ ......... ....0 cEntry:Holding her......... ......... 12 calOn the floor....... ......... .8 calWith Different Position:Missionary.. ......... ......... ......358 calDoggy....... ......... ......... ..316 cal69 lying....... ......... ......... ......286 cal69 standing.... ......... ......... .......512 calItalian hanger...... ......... ......... .912 calOrgasm:Real........ ......... ......... ......112 calFaking...... ......... ......... ........315 calAfter "O":Lying in Bed......... ......... ......... ..18 calHop off the bed......... ......... ......... .36 calWondering why she left pissed off......... ..816 calGet dressed:Quiet and calm........ ......... ......... .32 calRushing..... ......... ......... ..98 calHeard her boyfriend opening the door........ .....1218 calHeard her dad at the door........ .....1942 calHer mom walking in.......... ......... ......... ..Priceless! !!LOL</blockquote>

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