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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063466732" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Cadbury And Rowntree</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Mr. Cadbury and Ms. Rowntree went off for the weekend...</p><p></p><p>It was After Eight.</p><p>She was from Quality Street and he was a Fisherman's Friend.</p><p>On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar.</p><p>He had a Rum and Butter and she had a Wine Gum.</p><p>He asked her name. She said Polo, I'm the one with the hole. But I'm</p><p>the one with the Nuts he thought.</p><p></p><p>Then he touched her Milky Way.</p><p>They checked in and went straight to the bedroom.</p><p>Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.</p><p>It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt</p><p>the contrast of her Double Deckers.</p><p></p><p>Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.</p><p>But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, So</p><p>she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as</p><p>he always fancied a bit of Fudge nudging. It was a Magic Moment as</p><p>she let out of scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun</p><p>Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie.</p><p></p><p>She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out.</p><p>However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing.</p><p>So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert.</p><p>At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper.</p><p>Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife Caramel.</p><p></p><p>Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D.</p><p>It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams.</p><p>She really had been with All Sorts.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Southwest Virginia Poem Contest of the year 2nd Place</p><p></p><p>It's winter in Virginia</p><p>And the gentle breezes blow,</p><p>70 miles per hour at 25 below!</p><p></p><p>Oh, how I love Virginia</p><p>When the snow's up to your butt;</p><p>You take a breath of winter air</p><p>And your nose is frozen shut.</p><p></p><p>Yes, the weather here is wonderful,</p><p>I guess I'll hang around.</p><p>I could never leave Virginia</p><p>'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">======</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was a young lady from Cheam</p><p>Who tried out a breast-growing cream.</p><p>She awoke in the night</p><p>With a terrible fright--</p><p>Another had grown in between!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063466732, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Cadbury And Rowntree[/COLOR][/B] Mr. Cadbury and Ms. Rowntree went off for the weekend... It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street and he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar. He had a Rum and Butter and she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name. She said Polo, I'm the one with the hole. But I'm the one with the Nuts he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Deckers. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, So she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge nudging. It was a Magic Moment as she let out of scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper. Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams. She really had been with All Sorts. [B][COLOR="Red"]========[/COLOR][/B] Southwest Virginia Poem Contest of the year 2nd Place It's winter in Virginia And the gentle breezes blow, 70 miles per hour at 25 below! Oh, how I love Virginia When the snow's up to your butt; You take a breath of winter air And your nose is frozen shut. Yes, the weather here is wonderful, I guess I'll hang around. I could never leave Virginia 'Cause I'm frozen to the ground. [B][COLOR="Red"]======[/COLOR][/B] There was a young lady from Cheam Who tried out a breast-growing cream. She awoke in the night With a terrible fright-- Another had grown in between! [/QUOTE]
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