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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063465723" data-attributes="member: 14320">Her ConfessionThe parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl. She wasreciting her confession, and it was all too much for him. He told her tocome with him to his room. There, he placed his arm around her."Did the young man do this to you?" he asked."Yes, Father, and worse," the girl replied."Hmm," said the priest. He kissed her."Did he do this?""Yes, Father, and worse," the girl said."Did he do this?" the priest asked, and he lifted her skirt and fingeredher bush."Yes, Father, and worse."By this time, the priest was thoroughly aroused. He pulled the girl downonto the rug and inserted his penis, breathing heavily as he asked, "Didhe manage to do this?""Yes, Father, and worse," said the girl.When the priest had finished with the girl, he asked, "He did this too,and worse? My dear girl, what worse could he have done?""Well," the shy young girl said, "I think, Father, that he's given methe crabs."SHORTCHANGED PUSSYWhen the woman is extremely sexy and beautiful. She moves the right wayand oozes sensuality. When it comes to sex, she has no clue. The verythought of stroking this Pussy can make you cum before its time. Shetalks a good game but Cannot walk the talk. Kissing her is likewatching a cartoon. When she tries to guide your dick into her pussy,she cuts it with her nails. By the time you get another boner, herpussy is dry and feels like sandpaper. By the time you get in, you findout that your dick is too big for her short pussy. When you go to lickthe pussy you find out that it is a little tart and now you startthinking to yourself, "How can such a fine woman be so feeble?"Undaunted, you decide that you're going to make the best of a badsituation and get your rocks off when she says "Don't cum in me becauseI'm not taking anything."</blockquote>

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