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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063464165" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Stuttering Problem</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop</p><p>stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor</p><p>for help. The doctor examines him and says "I've found your problem.</p><p>Your penis is 12 inches long. It weighs so much it is pulling on your</p><p>lungs, causing you to stutter."</p><p>So the man asks, "What's he cure, doctor?".</p><p>To which the doctor replies,</p><p>"We have to cut off 6 inches."</p><p>The man thinks about it, and eager to cure his stuttering,</p><p>agrees to the operation.</p><p>The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering.</p><p></p><p>Two months later he calls the doctor and tells him that since he had</p><p>the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his</p><p>love life has gone down the tubes. He wants the doctor to operate</p><p>to put back the six inches. Not hearing anything on the line, he</p><p>repeats himself, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me?</p><p>I want my 6 inches back!"</p><p>Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f-f-f-uck Y-y-you!</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>bbbbb</strong></span></p><p></p><p>What is the difference between a woman sitting in Church and</p><p>a woman sitting in the bath tub?</p><p>The woman sitting in Church has hope in her soul and the woman</p><p>sitting in the bath tub has soap in her hole.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">bbbbb</span></strong></p><p></p><p>What's the definition of "relative humidity"?</p><p>That's the sweat running down the crack of your ass as you're screwing</p><p>your sister-in-law.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063464165, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Stuttering Problem[/COLOR][/B] A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says "I've found your problem. Your penis is 12 inches long. It weighs so much it is pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter." So the man asks, "What's he cure, doctor?". To which the doctor replies, "We have to cut off 6 inches." The man thinks about it, and eager to cure his stuttering, agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering. Two months later he calls the doctor and tells him that since he had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He wants the doctor to operate to put back the six inches. Not hearing anything on the line, he repeats himself, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my 6 inches back!" Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f-f-f-uck Y-y-you! [COLOR="Red"][B]bbbbb[/B][/COLOR] What is the difference between a woman sitting in Church and a woman sitting in the bath tub? The woman sitting in Church has hope in her soul and the woman sitting in the bath tub has soap in her hole. [B][COLOR="Red"]bbbbb[/COLOR][/B] What's the definition of "relative humidity"? That's the sweat running down the crack of your ass as you're screwing your sister-in-law. [/QUOTE]
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