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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063463159" data-attributes="member: 14320">Wonder Drug, ViagraA man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem.Can you help me?""Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore!" announces the proudphysician, "They've got this wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick!You take some pills, and your problems are history."So the doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on his merryway.A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his patient on thestreet. "Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've got to thankyou! This drug is a miracle! It's wonderful! I've had sex fourteen timesin eight days!""Well, I'm glad to hear that," says the pleased physician, "What doesyour wife think about it?""Wife?" asks the man, "I haven't even fucking been home yet!"~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~Herman was walking down the street after a sex-change operation hadtransformed him into a beautiful woman. An old friend saw him and said,"Herman, you look great...you're beautiful!"Herman replied, "Thanks...but holy Christ, did it hurt."His friend asked, "When they cut open your chest and put in thoseimplants?"Herman replied, "No, that didn't really hurt."His friend asked, "When they cut off your dick and dug out a vagina?"Herman replied, "No, that didn't really hurt."His friend asked, "Then what did hurt?"Herman said, "When the doctor drilled a fucking hole in my head andsucked out half my brain."~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~Little Johnny comes running into the backyard. He screams, "Pop! Pop! Majust got hit by a bus!"His father answers, "Son, that's just plain mean shouting it out likethat, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."</blockquote>

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