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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063457478" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Wanted A Virgin</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.</p><p>Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen.</p><p>The doctor told her that will cost around $500, but there is another</p><p>way that will cost only $50. The woman agreed to try the cheap way,</p><p>paid the money, and the doctor worked on her for several minutes.</p><p>After the "first night" of intimacy, the woman came back to the</p><p>doctor and told him that it was perfect. The pain, the blood,</p><p>everything was there. And she asked him how he did it. "Simple... I</p><p>tied your pubic hairs together!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">mmmmm</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Paul picked this woman up in a nightclub and took her home. While they</p><p>were walking home he didn't say a thing. "You're not the communicative</p><p>type, are you?" she said as they were undressing. "Nah," Paul replied</p><p>and pulled out his old fella. "I do all my talking with this." "Damn,"</p><p>said the girl as she leaned forward to look. "You don't have much to</p><p>say, do you?"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">mmmmm</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The other day I met this really attractive girl and after a few</p><p>hours and a quite a few drinks the topic turned to sexual fantasies.</p><p>"My fantasy," she said, "is to be fucked by 12 inches AND to bleed!"</p><p>Willing to oblige I took her home, fucked her three times and</p><p>punched her in the mouth.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">mmmmm</span></strong></p><p></p><p>His dick is most surely a dilly,</p><p>A grand and marvelous Willie.</p><p>His gal loves to give head,</p><p>But most often instead,</p><p>He ends by just screwing her silly.</p><p></p><p>A decent young fellow named Herm</p><p>Was equipped with a geyser-like worm:</p><p>The size wasn't much</p><p>But its volume was such</p><p>That his lovers did backstroke in sperm.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063457478, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Wanted A Virgin[/COLOR][/B] A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin. Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen. The doctor told her that will cost around $500, but there is another way that will cost only $50. The woman agreed to try the cheap way, paid the money, and the doctor worked on her for several minutes. After the "first night" of intimacy, the woman came back to the doctor and told him that it was perfect. The pain, the blood, everything was there. And she asked him how he did it. "Simple... I tied your pubic hairs together!" [B][COLOR="Red"]mmmmm[/COLOR][/B] Paul picked this woman up in a nightclub and took her home. While they were walking home he didn't say a thing. "You're not the communicative type, are you?" she said as they were undressing. "Nah," Paul replied and pulled out his old fella. "I do all my talking with this." "Damn," said the girl as she leaned forward to look. "You don't have much to say, do you?" [B][COLOR="Red"]mmmmm[/COLOR][/B] The other day I met this really attractive girl and after a few hours and a quite a few drinks the topic turned to sexual fantasies. "My fantasy," she said, "is to be fucked by 12 inches AND to bleed!" Willing to oblige I took her home, fucked her three times and punched her in the mouth. [B][COLOR="Red"]mmmmm[/COLOR][/B] His dick is most surely a dilly, A grand and marvelous Willie. His gal loves to give head, But most often instead, He ends by just screwing her silly. A decent young fellow named Herm Was equipped with a geyser-like worm: The size wasn't much But its volume was such That his lovers did backstroke in sperm. [/QUOTE]
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