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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063456470" data-attributes="member: 14320">Breast EnlargementA wife went home to her husband and told him she wantedtwo thousand dollars for a breast enlargement."You want two grand for what?" he replied."For a breast enlargement" she replied."Listen" said the husband."Why don't you wipe toilet paper between your tits every day?""Will that make them bigger?" she asked.Well, it worked for your big arse didn't it!!!" he replied.__________A bloke buys a camel from some shonk on a street corner, and he proudlyrides it into the pub car park, causing a bit of a stir with the local drinkers."Nice camel, mate" , one of his drinking buddies commented. "Is it maleor female?""Female!" the bloke beamed."How do you know" his mate enquired.""Well" , the bloke explained, "On the way here today, at leasttwenty people yelled out: 'Hey - look at the cunt on the camel!___________A yuppie walked into a doctor's surgery and demanded thequack have a look at his dick."Why, what's wrong with it?" the doc asked."I'll show you", the yuppie yelled, and dropped his trousers.His dick was the size of a jellybean, and the doctor couldn'thelp himself. He burst out laughing."It's nothing to laugh at," complained the yuppie, close to tears."It's been swollen like that for the last three days!"</blockquote>

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