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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063452241" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Dr. Seuss's Lesser Known Books</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1. The Cat in the Blender</p><p>2. Are You My Proctologist?</p><p>3. Fox in Detox</p><p>4. Who Shat in the Hat?</p><p>5. Horton Feels a Ho</p><p>6. The Lemon-Fresh Lorax</p><p>7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day</p><p>8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?</p><p>9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil</p><p>10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch</p><p>11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F*** Out!</p><p>12. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert</p><p>13. The Bitch Set Me Up</p><p>14. I've Fallen---And I Can't Get Up!</p><p>15. Yentl the Lentil</p><p>16. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket</p><p>17. Aunts in My Pants</p><p>18. Hop On Mom</p><p>19. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!</p><p>20. Horton Fakes an Orgasm</p><p>21. The Grinch's Ten Inches</p><p></p><p></p><p>Little Hillbilly Johnny-Lee asks his sister if she has started her period.</p><p>"Yes", quoth she, "how did you know?"</p><p>"Hmm, I knew dad's cock tasted funny!"</p><p></p><p>How do you circumcise a Redneck?</p><p>Punch his sister in the jaw.</p><p></p><p>What's the definition of a virgin hillbilly?</p><p>A 12 year old girl who can run faster than her brothers!</p><p></p><p>What do you say to a girl from Kentucky?</p><p>Nice tooth!</p><p></p><p>What do you call a hillbilly in a suit?</p><p>The defendant.</p><p></p><p>Why did the hillbilly cross the road?</p><p>His dick was stuck in a chicken.</p><p></p><p>What does a hillbilly say after sex?</p><p>Get off me Pa, you're crushing my smokes</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063452241, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Dr. Seuss's Lesser Known Books[/COLOR][/B] 1. The Cat in the Blender 2. Are You My Proctologist? 3. Fox in Detox 4. Who Shat in the Hat? 5. Horton Feels a Ho 6. The Lemon-Fresh Lorax 7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day 8. Your Colon Can Moo---Can You? 9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil 10. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch 11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the F*** Out! 12. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert 13. The Bitch Set Me Up 14. I've Fallen---And I Can't Get Up! 15. Yentl the Lentil 16. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket 17. Aunts in My Pants 18. Hop On Mom 19. Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff! 20. Horton Fakes an Orgasm 21. The Grinch's Ten Inches Little Hillbilly Johnny-Lee asks his sister if she has started her period. "Yes", quoth she, "how did you know?" "Hmm, I knew dad's cock tasted funny!" How do you circumcise a Redneck? Punch his sister in the jaw. What's the definition of a virgin hillbilly? A 12 year old girl who can run faster than her brothers! What do you say to a girl from Kentucky? Nice tooth! What do you call a hillbilly in a suit? The defendant. Why did the hillbilly cross the road? His dick was stuck in a chicken. What does a hillbilly say after sex? Get off me Pa, you're crushing my smokes [/QUOTE]
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