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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063449206" data-attributes="member: 14320">The RobotTwo friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek."Hey, bud, how are ya?""I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!""Well, I'm glad you like her. Believe it or not, she's a robot!"No way, how could that be?""Way! She's the latest model from Japan. Let me tell you how she works.If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze herright tit, she types a letter. And that's not all, she can have sex,too!""Holy shit! You're kidding, right?""No, she's something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her"So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her fora while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming "Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp" Ooooooh!Aaaaaaah! Eeeeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!"The guy says, "Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencilsharpener!"=======A couple had not been married for long, when the husband came home oneday to find that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried andgathered up all his friends to search for his wife with no success. Twodays after his wife disappeared the man returned home to find her in thekitchen. He asked her what she had been up to and why she hadn’t beenhome for so long. She replied:”These four men kidnapped me and had wildsex with me for a week.” The husband answered: “But it’s only been twodays what do you mean a week?” She answered “I am just here to getsomething to fuck’n eat.”========A blonde decided to commit suicide. So, she thought being hit bya train would not be that bad. She lay with her legs spreadover the railway line. The next day in the paper it read:Train disappearedReward offered =======During one "generation gap" quarrel with his parents, young Michaelcried, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women.I'll never find it here at home, so I'm leaving. Don't try and stop me!"With that, he headed toward the door. His father rose and followed closebehind."Didn't you hear what I said? I don't want you to try and stop me.""Who's trying to stop you?" replied his father. "If you wait a minute,I'll go with you."</blockquote>

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