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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063445216" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life!</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1. THE DOCTOR:</p><p>because he says, "Take your clothes off."</p><p></p><p>2. THE DENTIST:</p><p>because he says, "Open wide."</p><p></p><p>3. THE HAIRDRESSER:</p><p>because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".</p><p></p><p>4. THE MILKMAN:</p><p>because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"</p><p></p><p>5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:</p><p>because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"</p><p></p><p>6. THE STOCK BROKER:</p><p>because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate</p><p>for a while, and then slowly fall back again."</p><p></p><p>7. THE BANKER:</p><p>because he says, "If you take it out too soon,</p><p>you'll lose interest.</p><p></p><p>8. THE HUNTER:</p><p>because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always</p><p>eats what he shoots.</p><p></p><p>9. THE TELEPHONE GUY:</p><p>because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up</p><p>against the wall?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">@@@ </span></strong></p><p></p><p>A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three feet</p><p>tall but they were attracted to each other. After a few drinks they</p><p>went back to the tall woman's apartment.</p><p>"I can't imagine what it will be like making love to a midget," said</p><p>the woman, "especially with the size difference and all."</p><p>"Just take off your clothes, lie back on the bed, spread your legs</p><p>apart and close your eyes," said the midget.</p><p>The woman did as she was told and soon she felt the biggest thing she'd</p><p>ever experienced inside her. Within a few minutes the woman had</p><p>climaxed eight times.</p><p>"If you think that was good," said the midget with a smirk,</p><p>"Just wait till I get BOTH legs in there!"</p></blockquote><p></p>

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