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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063443554" data-attributes="member: 14320">Guide to Advanced Nose PickingDeep Salvage PickReminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, youprobe deep into your nasal passages.Utensil PickWhen fingers, and even your thumb, just aren't enough to get the jobdone to your satisfaction.Extra PickWhen you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly youhit the jackpot! Excitement only equaled by winning the lottery.Depression PickWhen your sad, and the only way to fill the void is to pick so hard andfast that the agony overcomes your feeling of remorse and depression.Pick A LotWhat we would call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything in the threedigit realm we consider a bit too much for a 24 hour time frame.Kiddie PickWhen you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger intoyour nostril with childlike joy and freedom.And the best part is, there's no time limit!Camouflaged Kiddie PickWhen, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in atissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile.Fake Nose ScratchWhen you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling thenostril edge for stray boogers.Making A Meal Out Of ItYou do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled todessert.Surprise PickingsWhen a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, andyou have to gracefully clean it off your shirt.AutopickThe kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Also can mean automaticpick, the one you do when your not even thinking about it, at work,while talking to a co-worker, during a meeting....Pick Your BrainsDone in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, itpasses the septum.Pick And SaveWhen you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and thenyou pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did.Pick And FlickSnot now becomes a weapon against your sister and others in range aroundyou.Pick And StickYou wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to yourfingertip.Pipe Cleaner PickThe kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves yourbreathing by 90%.~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~^~*~Little Johnny went to his doctor, quite worried, and asks, "Doctor,you've gotta help me, I think I might be Gay, can you HELP me!?!"The doctor does a thorough examination of him and says, "You seemperfectly normal to me, I don't think you have anything to worry about.I see no indication that you might be a homosexual. Why do you feel youmay be gay?""Well, every time I look in the mirror, I get an erection!" LittleJohnny says anxiously."Well, that has nothing to do with being gay," explained the Doctor,"it's just because you look like a pussy."HEIGHTS!!!Height of Confusion: Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.Height of Pain: A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.Height of Honesty: A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.Height of Foolishness: A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.Height of Revenge: A bastard puncturing all the condoms in a contraceptive factory.Height of Noise: Two skeletons fucking on a tin roof.Height of Itch: A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in prostitute's cunt.Height of Laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.Height of Competition: A guy peeing against Niagara Falls.Height of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw.Height of Disgustion: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.Height of Technology: Condom with zip__________A guy goes over to his brother's house all bruised and his clothestorn.His brother says, Man, where have you been?I just got back from burying my mother-in-lawHow did you get all bruised and your clothes torn from burying yourmother-in-law?She wouldn't lie still!!</blockquote>

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