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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063438133" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Disgusting Q's A's</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q. What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?.</p><p>A. A quadriplegic in a house fire.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>Q. What did the mongoloid say to his dog?</p><p>A. Down syndrome!!</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>Q: What's the definition of disgusting?</p><p>A: Stuffing a dozen oysters up Granny's cunt and sucking out 13.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>Q. What's sicker than sick?</p><p>A. Masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin....</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>A guy rings work and says "I can't come in to work today as I`m sick"</p><p>The voice at the other end asks "How sick are you ??"</p><p>The guy says "Well I'm in bed fucking my daughter !!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>Q. What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?</p><p>A. The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm...</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>A quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop. The bus pulls up.</p><p>The driver says, "alright Jack, how you getting on today?"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>Q. What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?</p><p>A. Having arms and legs.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>Q: Who's always happier than a necrophilliac in a morgue?</p><p>A: A pedophile in charge of an orphanage!</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>Quit bitching about sucking my dick.</p><p>At least you don't have to worry about a dick bleeding in your mouth.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>Q. What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest</p><p>A. Acne doesn't come over your face until your 13.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>What are the three reasons that make anal sex better than vaginal sex?</p><p>It's warmer, it's tighter, and it's more degrading to the woman.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>Q. What's the second dirtiest line ever said on television?</p><p>A. "June, I'm going upstairs to help the boys pack some fudge."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>Q. Why did Jeffrey Dahmer keep a blender on his porch?</p><p>A. So he could greet visitors with a handshake.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>Q. How do you get a really old, skanky whore lubricated?</p><p>A. Stick in a couple of fingers, scratch off some scabs, and let the pus run.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>Q. Have you heard about the new feminine hygiene spray created by SSY?</p><p>A. You know, they're the company that took the PU out of pussy.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?</p><p>A. Matt.</p><p>Q. What do you call the same guy in the ocean?</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Health Foods</span></strong></p><p></p><p>This Faggot goes to the doctor and asked him to test him for AIDS.</p><p>A week later he goes back and the doctor confirms his worst</p><p>fears - the tests showed positive.</p><p>The fag is destroyed. He breaks down and begs the doctor</p><p>to prescribe him something, anything, that'll help.</p><p>"Well," the doctor says. "Go down to the health food store</p><p>and buy a kilo of prunes, then go to the chemist and get some</p><p>strong laxatives; then wander down to the supermarket and</p><p>buy a bottle of Tobasco sauce and some chilli powder. Go</p><p>home and mix it all together and heat it on the stove for 20</p><p>minutes....then drink it!"</p><p>The faggot's a bit dubious, "And that'll cure the AIDS?"</p><p>he asks.</p><p>"No," says the doctor smiling, "but it'll teach you</p><p>what your arsehole is for!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">:::::::::::::::::</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon</p><p>when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight</p><p>dress with her boobs almost hanging out.</p><p>He couldn't concentrate on his message to the flock, so</p><p>he dismissed the service and asked to speak to the woman</p><p>after everyone else left the church.</p><p>When they were alone, the reverend said in his sternest</p><p>lecturing voice. "Just what do you mean, coming to church</p><p>dressed like that?"</p><p>"Why reverend." the young thing replied. All of my boyfriends</p><p>tell me that they can hear the angels sing when they put their</p><p>heads on my breasts."</p><p>"Hmm. Well let me check," said the man of the cloth, placing</p><p>his head between her tits. After several minutes, he raised</p><p>his head and said. "I don't hear any angels singing!"</p><p>"Of course not reverend." she said. Your not plugged in yet."</p><p>A. Bob.</p><p>Q. What do you call the same guy pinned to the wall?</p><p>A. Art.</p><p>Q. What do you call the same guy on a grill?</p><p>A. Chuck.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">**</span></strong></p><p>Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole</p><p>as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend.</p><p>They hear her say, "Oh, Jim, you're going where no man has gone before!"</p><p>The six-year-old says to his brother, "He must be fucking her up the ass!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063438133, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Disgusting Q's A's[/COLOR][/B] Q. What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?. A. A quadriplegic in a house fire. [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] Q. What did the mongoloid say to his dog? A. Down syndrome!! [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] Q: What's the definition of disgusting? A: Stuffing a dozen oysters up Granny's cunt and sucking out 13. [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] Q. What's sicker than sick? A. Masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin.... [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] A guy rings work and says "I can't come in to work today as I`m sick" The voice at the other end asks "How sick are you ??" The guy says "Well I'm in bed fucking my daughter !!" [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] Q. What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant? A. The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm... [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] A quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop. The bus pulls up. The driver says, "alright Jack, how you getting on today?" [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] Q. What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics? A. Having arms and legs. [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] Q: Who's always happier than a necrophilliac in a morgue? A: A pedophile in charge of an orphanage! [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] Quit bitching about sucking my dick. At least you don't have to worry about a dick bleeding in your mouth. [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] Q. What's the difference between acne and a catholic priest A. Acne doesn't come over your face until your 13. [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] What are the three reasons that make anal sex better than vaginal sex? It's warmer, it's tighter, and it's more degrading to the woman. [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] Q. What's the second dirtiest line ever said on television? A. "June, I'm going upstairs to help the boys pack some fudge." [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] Q. Why did Jeffrey Dahmer keep a blender on his porch? A. So he could greet visitors with a handshake. [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] Q. How do you get a really old, skanky whore lubricated? A. Stick in a couple of fingers, scratch off some scabs, and let the pus run. [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] Q. Have you heard about the new feminine hygiene spray created by SSY? A. You know, they're the company that took the PU out of pussy. [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A. Matt. Q. What do you call the same guy in the ocean? [B][COLOR="Teal"]Health Foods[/COLOR][/B] This Faggot goes to the doctor and asked him to test him for AIDS. A week later he goes back and the doctor confirms his worst fears - the tests showed positive. The fag is destroyed. He breaks down and begs the doctor to prescribe him something, anything, that'll help. "Well," the doctor says. "Go down to the health food store and buy a kilo of prunes, then go to the chemist and get some strong laxatives; then wander down to the supermarket and buy a bottle of Tobasco sauce and some chilli powder. Go home and mix it all together and heat it on the stove for 20 minutes....then drink it!" The faggot's a bit dubious, "And that'll cure the AIDS?" he asks. "No," says the doctor smiling, "but it'll teach you what your arsehole is for!" [B][COLOR="Red"]:::::::::::::::::[/COLOR][/B] The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs almost hanging out. He couldn't concentrate on his message to the flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to speak to the woman after everyone else left the church. When they were alone, the reverend said in his sternest lecturing voice. "Just what do you mean, coming to church dressed like that?" "Why reverend." the young thing replied. All of my boyfriends tell me that they can hear the angels sing when they put their heads on my breasts." "Hmm. Well let me check," said the man of the cloth, placing his head between her tits. After several minutes, he raised his head and said. "I don't hear any angels singing!" "Of course not reverend." she said. Your not plugged in yet." A. Bob. Q. What do you call the same guy pinned to the wall? A. Art. Q. What do you call the same guy on a grill? A. Chuck. [B][COLOR="Red"]**[/COLOR][/B] Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend. They hear her say, "Oh, Jim, you're going where no man has gone before!" The six-year-old says to his brother, "He must be fucking her up the ass!" [/QUOTE]
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