Reply to thread

See what others are reading now! Try Forums > Current Activity

Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063435298" data-attributes="member: 14320">FOOTBALL MOVES IN SEXHike = Up the rearReverse = 69Sack = Girl takes control and gets frisky2-pt. conversion = multiple orgasmsPrevent Defense = Condom/protectionFace Mask = guy pulls girl head down to blow himShotgun = Touchdown in a carTwo minute warning = Guy gives the girl a warning before he blowshis load.Holding = CuddlingSuperbowl = Wedding or Prom nightHuddle = Multiple participantsMadden '99 = Cyber sexInstant replay = When you tape the two of you having sex Illegal Use of the hands = MasturbationBall Hog = SlutOnside Kick = Making up after a fightDouble Header = Two mates in the same nightTight End = VirginWide Receiver = Girl that's looseFalse Start = Guy/Girl gets shut down (denied)Pass Interference = Some stupid kid interrupts before you can get someFumble = cheating (problem in the relationship)Putting it through the uprights = self explanatorySpecial Teams = Prostitute/GigoloUnsportsmanlike Conduct = Bragging to your friends about your activitiesDouble Coverage = Two condoms-------Ode To My ExI do not want you anywhereNot in my houseNot in my chairNot outsideInsideUp the stairNot in my carNot in my shopNot anywhere you slimy sotNot sittingStandingLaying downNot hereNot thereNot anywhereNot on my porchNot in my yardNot by my truckYou lousy fuckSo stay awayYou dirty LouseI do not want you at my houseWORDS WOMEN USE FINEThis is the word women use to end an argument when they are right andyou need to shut up.FIVE MINUTESIf she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is onlyfive minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch thegame before helping around the house.NOTHINGThis is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and youshould be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usuallyend in "Fine"GO AHEADThis is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.LOUD SIGHThis is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement oftenmisunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiotand wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing withyou over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAYThis is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make toa man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hardbefore deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.THANKSA woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you'rewelcome.Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments theycan avoid if they remember the terminology! And send it to your womenfriends to give them a good laugh!Oh, and before we forget ... "WHATEVER" ...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU! If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.=====Nurse: How old are you?Patient: None of your business.Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records.Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that?Nurse: Yes. Fifty.Patient: All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get?Nurse: Zero.Patient: Right. And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age.</blockquote>

Verification

The Marketplace Latest

original rare Enkei ES Tarmac 15x7jj offset +35 4H...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing SE37 17x7.5jj offset...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing TC4 18x8.5...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing ZE40 17x9jj offset...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing INGS TS06 18x8jj...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
New original Defi Advance A1 NA package triple...
- Started by david tao
- Engine and Performance
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj offset...
- Started by david tao
- Chassis and Wheels
Honda Jazz/Fit JSracing GTwing Spoiler
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Toyota Vios NCP93 front bonnet hood
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body
Honda civic fc varis spoiler
- Started by jeff6126
- Exterior and Body

Posts refresh every 5 minutes

Experience with bump stopper, anyone?

No no.. not for my Airtrek. My Airtrek has enough ground clearance eventho I am using Eibach Pro-Kit. I am referring to my RX8. Okay, I know I sud put under the Rotarian Forum but there aren't much response from...

Mega Art on an GTR33: Mega x Motorsport Playground