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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063432407" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Flight Captain</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A Delta flight was coming in to land at JFK airport,when the captain</p><p>flicked on the intercom system and says,"I would like to thank you</p><p>all for choosing Delta for your flight and I hope our service has</p><p>been to your satisfaction,and you had a great holiday,we will be</p><p>landing shortly."</p><p>The captain puts down the intercom but forgets to switch it off,</p><p>when the co-pilot says,"what are you going to do after we've landed</p><p>skipper? "</p><p>The captain replies,"I am going to have a good shit first,then I am</p><p>going to take the new blonde air hostess back to my flat and shag</p><p>her senseless."</p><p>The new blonde air hostess blushing bright red realizing the</p><p>intercom has not been turned off dashes from the back of the plane</p><p>towards the cockpit before anything else can be said,when half way</p><p>down the gangway there's an old lady of 83 sitting there with her</p><p>walking stick slightly sticking out in the gangway. The blonde air</p><p>hostess trips over the walking stick and lands flat on her face, to</p><p>which the old lady looks down at her and says,"there's no rush</p><p>dear,he's going to have a good shit first ."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=======</span></strong></p><p>Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.</p><p>The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely</p><p>Caucasian baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new</p><p>parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the</p><p>baby?' The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well,</p><p>two Wongs don't make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting</p><p>Wong.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=======</span></strong></p><p>Two old dears having a coffee, one says to the other, "Did you come</p><p>on the bus", "Yes", she replies, "but I made it look like an asthma</p><p>attack"</p><p></p><p>A priest lecturing a teenage boy told him, "The Golden Rule is,</p><p>Love thy neighbor as thyself." "Huh?" the boy said. "Am I supposed</p><p>to jerk him off, too?"</p><p></p><p>Some one had written on the bathroom wall: "My mother made me a</p><p>homosexual." Underneath it somebody else had written: "If I send her</p><p>the wool, will she make me one too?"</p><p></p><p>The trouble with my wife is that she has a wait problem. Every time</p><p>I want sex, she says, "Wait."</p><p></p><p>A new couple were making love in the dunes. When they were done he</p><p>said, "How lucky for us that you brought a condom with you." She</p><p>said, "We're even luckier than you think because I found it here in</p><p>the sand."</p><p>Man to woman in car: "They were out of tampons so I bought you a</p><p>cork"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 1063432407, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Flight Captain[/COLOR][/B] A Delta flight was coming in to land at JFK airport,when the captain flicked on the intercom system and says,"I would like to thank you all for choosing Delta for your flight and I hope our service has been to your satisfaction,and you had a great holiday,we will be landing shortly." The captain puts down the intercom but forgets to switch it off, when the co-pilot says,"what are you going to do after we've landed skipper? " The captain replies,"I am going to have a good shit first,then I am going to take the new blonde air hostess back to my flat and shag her senseless." The new blonde air hostess blushing bright red realizing the intercom has not been turned off dashes from the back of the plane towards the cockpit before anything else can be said,when half way down the gangway there's an old lady of 83 sitting there with her walking stick slightly sticking out in the gangway. The blonde air hostess trips over the walking stick and lands flat on her face, to which the old lady looks down at her and says,"there's no rush dear,he's going to have a good shit first ." [B][COLOR="Red"]=======[/COLOR][/B] Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian baby boy. 'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?' The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wongs don't make a white, so I think we will name him Sum Ting Wong. [B][COLOR="Red"]=======[/COLOR][/B] Two old dears having a coffee, one says to the other, "Did you come on the bus", "Yes", she replies, "but I made it look like an asthma attack" A priest lecturing a teenage boy told him, "The Golden Rule is, Love thy neighbor as thyself." "Huh?" the boy said. "Am I supposed to jerk him off, too?" Some one had written on the bathroom wall: "My mother made me a homosexual." Underneath it somebody else had written: "If I send her the wool, will she make me one too?" The trouble with my wife is that she has a wait problem. Every time I want sex, she says, "Wait." A new couple were making love in the dunes. When they were done he said, "How lucky for us that you brought a condom with you." She said, "We're even luckier than you think because I found it here in the sand." Man to woman in car: "They were out of tampons so I bought you a cork" [/QUOTE]
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