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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063427108" data-attributes="member: 14320">Condom SizeA man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, "Umm... err, I've never purchased condoms before, and I don't know what size to buy.""That's okay. You can test your size on the fence out in back."So the man walks out back and he sees three holes. Just as he prepares to stick his penis in the first hole, the beautiful teller sneaks over to the other side of the fence. The man sticks his penis through the first hole where it is gently caressed by the teller.Then he pulls it out and sticks it through the second hole where the teller begins to suck his penis and give him a blow job.Then, finally, he pulls it out and sticks it in the third hole. The teller takes her vagina, wraps it around his penis, and begins to hump it.She quickly pulls up her pants and scurries back inside where the man is beginning to stumble back in.She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on the appropriate size?""Screw the condoms! Just give me 3 yards of that fence!"*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸, *¤º°`°º¤* ,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*,¸¸,*¤º°`°º¤*Certificate of Upgrade to Complete AssholeAwarded to____________________________________In recognition of your obnoxious attitude, ability to piss people off, complete asinine juvenile behavior and total dedication to personal gain without regard to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family and others during your lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind. To recognize your upgrade from half-assed to complete asshole, gives all concerned great satisfaction. If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status.JUST BE YOURSELF......!!!!!Effective as of this_____day of_________________2011Per:____________________________Authorized Signature</blockquote>

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