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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 1063424671" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Pussy And A Bitch A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy,and their bitch.The boy confused by this goes to his mother."Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?"The mother being startled by this thinks quick and finds the closestdictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says"Son, that is a pussy." the son then asks "What's a bitch?"The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of adog and says "Son, this is a bitch."The son walks away still confused, and sees his fatherwatching television.The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a pussy?"The father doesn't want to miss the baseball game so he quicklywhips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs amarker and draws a circle around the vagina and says"Son, this is a pussy!"The son, now starting to understand what the older boys aretalking about asks "Then, what is a bitch?"The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle!"======I woke up early one morning.The earth lay cool and still.When suddenly a tiny bird perched on my window sill.He sang a song so lovely so carefree and so gay thatslowly all my troubles began to slip away.He sang of far off places of happines and fun It seemedhis very trillingbrought up the morning sun.I stirred beneath the covers crept slowly out of bed thengently shut thewindow and crushed his fucking head. I'm not a morning person!======A woman and her little boy were walking through a park inNew York and they pass two squirrels having sex.The little boy asks his mom, "Mommy, mommy,what are they doing?" The lady responded,"They're making a sandwich." Then they pass two dogshaving sex and the little boy again asks what they were doing.His mother again replied they were making a sandwich.A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother andfather and said "Mommy, Daddy, you must be making asandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!"</blockquote>

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